"Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."

Something something brainyrs

Todd is not happy

I wanna try centipeding

OurGender

Yeah, we happy

like em

Yes I’m a part of the kkk. Yes I am black. Yes we exist.

Kids I’d love to tell you the story, but CBS wants me to tell you about all the other women I slept with first.

3d overwatch sfm porn maker:

Soul eater should get its brotherhood treatment

Weekly Contest #120: Lies! Deception!

The first frog is pretty dope tho..

It sounds to cheery to be a battle anthem TBF

This hit way too close to home...

Y do people hate emojis tho ? ¯\__/¯

How much do you bench??

I love you, I love you, I love you, love you

*laughs in disappointment*

Don’t worry. 30 seconds or less and it’s free!

His megalomania probably helped to shorten the war, which is kinda nice...

I'm pretty sure this was intentional. Which makes it more funny.

Best lifestyle

The Murder of Jean McConville, December 1972

From fields in North Carolina to the Moon

Boom boom explosion !

I actually wonder what his name is

Think Varus, Think!

how to win an argument on the internet in 2021

Panic moment

Meanwhile in ets2...

“Bigger government is not the solution to the problem. These MiraLife™ Essential Healing Oils are the solution to the problem” -Ronald Reagan

'Huh... lots of traffic today in Tiananmen Square'

My mom sent me this and said “a weather forecast that really stinks”

It's honestly disgraceful when they try to play the victim. The Empire of Japan was worse than Nazi Germany in terms of pure cruelty.

u mind?

* bangs to hopes and dreams*

You ok Fokker?

Best deal in the history of slave deals

Oh no a cliché

Good Mor.....

give em the firm handshake son

My favorite is Earth

Today the dog. Tomorrow the world.

omg jesus gaming

Corn Flakes

The war on drugs is a war on people

You know it's bad when girls have to resort to being bronze diggers

Just lost my foot after a motorcycle accident. This is the sticker my son chose to decorate my brace.

Nurse Tohsaka stab me plz

thanks! i didnt know that until now.

There is always something more dangerous

Strange choices

The samurai in feudal japan knew the importance of flash plugins

We just can't do them

My dudes

why so many nazis on this niche ffs

White russian forces retreating during the Khopyor-Don operation 1919.

where my money >:(

This gif hurts me

Always be thankful kids

Those shorts were a redflag

As a tennis player, Richard Norris Williams was also a master of backhanded compliments

Island Guy - Magic Trick

Its ok my fellow furries

yes

Could've taken the shirt off, wiped his chest while in there...

nön

Get on my level

Reminds me of some other statistic

crank them tunes

Was it worth it? Yes, yes it is

SpeeeeeeedwaGON

We love you Dig Doug

Other one got taken down D:

Forever a legend

Here in the UK the news has started telling us not to panic buy. So I made this comic inspired by human behaviour haha.

hhmmmmmmm

A principle with no limitations

Why won’t anyone wash my hands?

It taste good tho

time to humliate him publicly

It’s a blessing and a curse

I am very sad ha ha

This guy in Forensic Files looks like Kenan Thompson in costume.

This is my GF's frying pan and I hate it. Her house goes on the market tomorrow. She just sent me this picture.

target spotted

Kids these days.....

I love you bro

Prostate Cancer Is A Joke To Us

I’m feeling pretty brave. Will post proof

None of these memes pass the Bechdel test...

Indeed….

So much to unpack here

Hee-haw-yaw

Want to feel old? This is Charlie Brown now.

this is the only solution

Should be longer tbh

Skyrim for you

credit to my friend Eli for looking so in pain