My dad has special Nerf guns

Morning vision go brrrrr

Deezgoostin!

Engage the silent drive

He gets 5 stars from me tho

bonk free zone

dum dum dum dum dum

its the ultimate straight test

Lol now I am peeling like a banana

Mr. Gohan

Personally I feel many franchises have more Yaoi ships than Yuri.

It's deep

Just a tip out there for you

No one's bouncing around with big boobs like Gastelle!

@SuperOmega

I’ve stared at this for an hour trying to figure out what I’m missing

All the first and second world countrys have this

It’s a simple meme

Olympic dads

First nuclear weapons deployed on Italian soil, 1955

What is going on with this guy in the background? Is he... Is he in a timeout?

I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their loss

…

A river in Belgium

Wheat

Those maniacs

When Bob the Grey became Ross the White

choking hazard

'Humans are driving cars?! Neigh!'

I just don't wanna be rude

Fact

Rules for thee... (context in the comments)

And then they release them in the ocean

I got you

I ain't kink shaming though

bri'ish males

Full Dank Developer

I have a GIRLFRIEND!

Astoundingly astounding

I...I almost died

Made my first meme

Elton John discovers that his music makes him gay

Let's split up.

No, this is not a satire group, they’re actually being serious

yo all been there right

Snap back to reality.....

Top 10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster

My favorite in a while

DAMAGE X 2.0, DEFENSE X 0.77

Choices...

We get there when we GET THERE

We adopted a dog a few weeks ago and the cat is finally ready to hate him up close.

Carrying the message

I don't think the back rub one would be a good deterrent...

Interesting comparison

We all need soft skills

Water at 3 am hits just different

A quick reminder that Eris pads her chest.

Splendid indeed

Tank

A true MVP!

We're hitting levels of tweeting that are impossible

mia is mood

Can't say I have seen one anywhere else.

Ask me question

Why are this speedbumps screaming

She wasn't expecting that

And so the cycle repeats

Bony-eared Assfish

I wonder what happened after this

Someone, please nuke us

This cute guy checking me out at the light

Yes

Today’s car ride took a dark turn

*** the Chinese government

Was Googling why Bo Burnham had a mark on his face and found this gem of an exchange from an AMA he did a while back

Saw this and had to make a picture format

:^)

To be fair, even my Frisian mother thought they were hearts.

Darkness, don't draw hasty conclusions!!!!

Not sure if I wanna feel like prey

Kiss Cam gone wrong

Tried my best

Interesting roof style in Germany

Sweet Guy

The similarities are endless.

Technically he's correct

Those toxic 12yo

Yes, i indeed have friends

Don’t know what to put here

pouts

Please someone explain why

Mao Zedong: It’s showtime

This is a cry for help :(

Just trying to pee

I’ve made a huge mistake.

WW1 soldier uniforms

Gotta fill the void somehow!

You go'a loicense fo'that magical ring of power o'yours, mate?

Out of all the pictures they can choose, they decided to use this one