Not as lewd as sleeping in the same bed

pro tip: your 300 IQ strategies don't work against people that are actively trying to cause as much chaos as possible.

GI Hoes

'You think you can just poison my milkshake or hand me explosive cigars?! Think CIA, think!'

Was soll das heißen, jeder spricht eine andere Sprache?

I feel for him now

spanish people

Found this in an old family photo album

Not a tank, but still - and only the front four carried water

Time to teach you a valuable history lesson son......

Delete history

Seen in rural Indiana yesterday…

Gauntlet thrown

Operation Gladio, or how to recycle Wehrmacht soldiers and Italian fascists

15-17-year-olds in the 1940s be like

The rare footage of Cleopatra mourning the death of Caesar

I CAN'T SEE YOU BROTHER

Oh God, no!

Let's face it, he was a shitty Tsar. Even his father thought so.

and then Israel started operation "wrath of god"

Russians did it first

there is no reason to give the operations such badass names

Old trend, still funny.

Don’t judge a book by its cover

red

The next Olympic Games would like to speak to the manager

A 1941% chance?! Man, that's a Stalin level percentage

Her IQ level is over 9000!

**realisation**

Definitely not easy

The Tan Uprising

Did you get it

These were signs I made for a yard sale back in 2017.

to make it

Problems of online classes

Dunno about you but i prefer the latter

SAITAMA AND KING ARE LIKE BRUCE AND CLARK OF ANIME.CHANGE MY MIND?

And we all know that nothing crazy came out of that

I even brought my favorite fork

Mike Oxlong is my favorite

The oppai dragon is no more. The oshiri dragon is here

Dears can stupid and quick at the same time

Good point

Realistic approach

My girlfriend works at a dentist office. She made some earrings. I hope they like them!

10 questions science still can't answer

We won boys

i spent my life savings on this, and i am happier than ever

i'll see myself out...

McDonalds/Uber Eats calling me out

Fall is best

“When’s Christmas?”

What a wonderful misinterpretation

That is certainly one use for them.

We have won the battle. Congrats and thanks to all of you who contributed.

What a wise beast.

Winking kitty

They even made a bot for it!

Im bad at this..

Edumcashun

The superior term

He’s a legend

A French soldier stationed on the Maginot Line looks on in horror as the German army approaches

Eel be hurting a long time after that one

Ben Zaehringer

Create your own happy.

Is real life dank yet?

Don't worry, Napoleon will only be around for 100 days or so; nothing to worry about

ok dude keep saying that

Day 8 of posting. Posting until I do something worth while.

1935 vs. 2021

I've spend the last 6 week in Macy's send help

A sign that gets my full support

Ben and Hennifer are back together!

She's... inevitable

"Every size makes my wood rise" -weebs

When you like the sub-plot better than the main plot

stairs

Anyone else having trouble with bears dealing drugs in their backyard?

Classic Family Portrait Nothing More

beware

mind boggling

Anyone else just grab a mosquito in air and smack it somewhere?

Bird dildo

Armin, what Is the Sea?

Surely no cataclysmic event can happen in a slige of life show

MTV was launched 40 years ago today - thanks for 15 years of music...

Not always da best substitute

He failed the test but won our hearts.

One in three people think weddings are dumb.

I am quad lingual :)

Very unfortunate

He's too dangerous to be left alive.

He's still standing

ARMOURED IN STEEL THE USS MONITOR

Intersectionality

The clock ticks

Cute

haven't felt worse

wet