Ah, perfect

Probably not the real reason but...

My local ice cream shop asked if I accept cookies, but….

And thus the Pilgrims boarded the Mayflower to America

Orem High School decided to go with “hOs” for their new cheerleading sweaters.

Oh my god...he's dead

Keep your voices down; the English could walk in at any minute

"Thrilling chase underway here..."

please don't park too close I'm fat

Best pen holder ever

Well, it’s a great idea!

Most people won't even believe

pam pam

Original Big Daddy suit recovered from the underwater ruins of Rapture in the 2007.

Cursed tru

Serial killer doggy style

*Breathing intensifies *

who won in the end

Lebanon

Bismarck was an extraordinary man

Lebanon

Is it rape if she plays dead?

Daily Speedwagon Meme #4 / 7 : The Best Saber

*** Sweden all my homies hate Sweden

Crunchy apples are best

They have no such weaknesses

Rick and morty version

In Victorian England people used to have mummy parties where they unwrap mummies, drink the sarcophagus water, and even grind up parts of the mummy for "medicine"

Hand them both the gold medals. They deserve it.

shaggy, this isn't weed

It is fun to play though

Nicely done by a smart librarian… Read book title from Top Left

pence

She made her skin deteriorate severely with her huge usage of lead-based makeup

part 2: electric boogaloo

Yeet'nth

Should I stop dreaming?

Coffee.

only beautiful people are good guys

toe

To be fair, they were fairly distant cousins

'Hey Romania, look what I got!'

I prefer takeaway

Assassination of Tsar Nicholas ll and his family 1918

Nobody!?

I'm trying, but they won't leave me alone.

Don't know what I should say lol.

Mfs gotta stfu

Rance vs Kazuma

Making a meme of every country's history day 167: Malta

He was a devoted husband to Victoria and father to his children, and to an extent, did the duties of the monarch, despite being a consort

also says "love you chat"

A hungry man does not question his food

'The beeps, Khrushchev?! What do they mean?!'

1999 Toyota

Thats tuff i guess

Non native speaker struggles

Jerusalem has been attacked 52 times, captured and recaptured 44 times, besieged 23 times, and destroyed twice. Here is a creative illustration of what it would've looked like if you were there.

Napoleonic wars

THOT SLAYERS RISE UP

Some Oda is smiling

There's more than one way to screw over a continent

A chilling portrayal of humanity, or just a way to save money on more expensive exhibits?

Selling fish?

You know nothing of true suffering

Passionate Dragon Clash

You have to wake up.

Operation Catapult... Or how to give your French friends trust issues.

Worst Mistake of their life

DAMN HIM FOR MAKING LIFE SO EASY!!!

This is one ***y hospital.

Crime totally doesn't pay, you guys

This can be applied several times.

Mini drama

Marvin Gaye invents Gay sex

Et tu, Brutus?

Mistake have been made...

Schrödinger's Letter

What does meta mean?

Well that was ez

I could eat the whole thing

Stop and think.

I think Diesel is trying to tell me something.

I don’t know why people care so much about what their country did in the past when they weren’t even born

Learn. Adapt. Improvise.

The old switcharoo

They definitely weren't good but at least they got that part right

Yup that's how it goes

It feels so damn awkward

It’s in that one corner

Time flies

Because it’s the end of the world as we know it.

Mao vs Chiang

Subverting expectation is my specialty

Welcome to the Authoritarian Spitoon

The Battle of Attu was crazy y’all

Teenagers who think they are unique

I know from experience

The symbol was so good that the USA even used it to buy a part of Mexico

Our land innit?