Plot Twist: They're on Mars

Got married last week, our dog decided to steal the show by scooting his butt down the isle

Gets the blood pumping

Classic Rastko, always running away somewhere

6 years ago I took this photo of this fella in Manchester, UK. No idea who it was or if he survived.

Car that parked next to me at

august 8, 2011. it has been 10 years since the birth of our pink lord.

Man I hate midgets.

Somebody stuck this in our break room

Get ready to be yelled at

It's Treasure

He will always gottem

I'll do it once more.

I’ve been misled

Alright, which one are you again? Honestly, it's hard to keep track

God's naming department was on point

A bad title

Fits right in

Someone got beef

What say you?

They just won’t understand…

birth of the sigma

And people call Oedipus the mofo...

POV, you are the cringe

It's an effort of supreme will for the bartender to piss that many times in a day

Imagine opening more tabs :P

Fun Fact: The Green Goblin and the cyclists drink water, coincidence? I do not think so

Childhood pen pals be like...

The memes from the future are so funny

Everything except 12-tone serialism

Esoterik-Penner

Spring water, mineral water if you will

well well well

Because family's stick together!

Heart wants what it wants

Oh plz I know

A precursor to fascism, apparently

An important lesson from the future

We got engaged, but my dog was absolutely positive the photographer was there for her.

Happy kace day

Woah. That's some shade.

This was how the two monarchs said goodbye to each other at Amboise in 1493, before starting the Italian Wars the following year.

We all know what the superior European Empires were .

Muslim and Hindus were at war for 1070 years and Historians believe it had at last 400 million casualties

Have some faith in yourself you hopeless ***s

One of the main problems with him ruling Russia was that he didn't want to rule Russia, but rather a small duchy near Denmark

Oh no, pikachu don’t you dare do anything with that

Because family

We Need More Windows

The Mongols can conquer the whole of China, but they tried 3 times to invade Vietnam, and all 3 times they failed

Mercy not allowed

Nikola Tesla roasting Thomas Edison

It was an egg-citing time in Victorian England if you were in the chicken trade

pufffffff.

Full support

Japan deserves love

I buffed my partner

Dad Joke Intensifies

:^)

A decent purchase.

Probably not going to get popular

Thank you for your service Google!

Moronavirus!

I be salty

The Holy Roman Empire; it has stumped the greatest of minds, and driven a vast majority to the brink of insanity

Nikola > Thomas

My religious devotion to the faith is absolute and unwaivering, until it is inconvenient.- Every ruler ever

He unified China and also did a lot of messed up things, and he was remembered mostly as a tyrant especially since later dynasties followed Confucianism, while he was staunchly against it

"Hah, GAAEEEEE"

The most difficult OCD decision I’ve ever had to make...

Blackmail mf

Sorry! my baking is not very good...

I will take this on as a general life rule

This might be a titanic mistake but I’m just plane wrong.

Hits space once, project ruined.

Found some support for my growing melons

Making kids smile is my passion.

Joseph speaking to Jesus

Caracalla was lowkey a great Roman emperor

Dead germs tell no tales

Or my cat.... Or myself on my day off >.>

Us metalheads are still pretty cool people.

We are not socks, but we will make a great pair

libbbbbbbbbbrehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

brehs what is a thermopylae

Just so we are clear.

4 horsemen of doing random stuff as a kid

Posting here since none of my friends remember or care TT

Hehe birb

There are two types of horses in the stable.

I do not need help. I've only thought about it.

Cheese sticks

Thomas, one of the best generals in the union army, was from Virginia. He chose to respect his oath as an officer of the United States Military

25c? What a bargain!

Oh look! Here comes plot!

Great save.

The true story of the invention of the hotdog

Oh the irony....

cant end the wars or brehs will ask what they are using our taxes for

He called it "very loud and noisy, without artistic merit, because I wrote it without warmth and without love." He started in October 1880 and took 6 weeks to write it.