My wife recently booked us a pirate room to celebrate our anniversary…let’s hear those one liners.

'Oooohhhh, babies need nutrients and clean water! Gee, ain't I embarrassed?'

Im criying

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

I will reply to every question

duno about this guys

Posting anything on twitter be like:

My cousins mom let me take him out for a day of "safe" fun. She was not amused

Script flipped!

He is also very overpowered

it was just for a joke google

Comrade, wanna play a game of hide and seek?

Too much maintenance required

Kevin Hart just posted this.

A rare photo of Pablo Escobar posing in front of the White House

It's just getting harder and harder

Rape dwarf origins

commercial vs actual meeting

fin

Mr Chaplin clearly had his eyes on a certain type of woman

go ahead try it if you haven't

I guess it ends with me huh

Sneak100

The consequence of corporate greed

If this mountain was completely covered in corpses I'd eat every corpse...

a curse

grocery store in my country don't have music

Tsar bomba have entered the chat

It don't matter if it's black or white

Photoshop's been the new god around

Distracted deity taken on another level

every night, brain why though

Self explanatory signs

Anything to get ahead in the bureaucracy

Snoop posted this

big macdonald

Guys with bad haircuts

the rising sun

and 3000

Choose one: Dragon as Maid or Saiyan as Mentor

Most anime out there

During the trans-Atlantic slave trade a lot of African slaves were traded to Europeans by other Africans.

tastes like veal

Roses are red, they smell kinda funny -

...

Cleopatra's offer to Julius Caesar

'Kowalski, grab his notes on the theory of relativity!'

How to train your Astronauts the Zambian Space Program way

France finishes the Maginot line, 1938

babys be like babys

Japanophiles

aim high pepe

Cute lovely toddler found a white ink pad and immediately turned into Saruman

Esdeath is Hitler

Enjoy my meme I made about Saber. Also Violet > Saber.

wasn’t last week march ?

Il not the only one right?

    

I wish I never saw this

Thanks bro I'm good

Very sad, anyway

For real, how??

ha!

Genes aren't always fair

mmm sogy-kat

beer-lizard

I need a good explanation.

Mods Gay Haha

Customer Satisfaction at its Peak

Apple Chad

This guy beats every Florida man in existance

I think they downloaded the wrong "cough" emoji.

'You guys are alive?! You aren't mad about the gas bombardment... right?'

Its been seven years now, my dudes

Nice save right there

What happened to the ancient greek cities in middle ages? Part 2 : Athens

I thought this was was on the 1rd.

Gramps, absolutely crushing it

I took a macro shot of my bubble coral and now I am sad.

No no... Don't make me a sandwhich... Make ME a sandwich!

the future is now old cow

Is there anything else she is known for ?

When i tell my friends that i am seeing someone ..

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

Judas betrays Jesus

Low quality meme, expressing a deep and fundamental truth.

Tank engine Drifto

The power of a potato

Cue the last ride with Arthur Morgan

They always say that

Never seen a good looking director

Birthday bonus! Hooray?

I think this the place for this

And I took that personally

Mf coat hanger

Financially struggling everyday

cabinet ❤️

gotta catch em

Undercurrent of dread... Am I not supposed to feel fun?

Beff Jezos