First person to state their gender pronouns

Oolong Tea!

Ordered a pot/pan set off Amazon after recently moving. Beware super low prices on kitchenware.

Safe to say this is the final boss

My wife wanted to do her own pizza…

Any one else?

Here's a fact

Ngl heman spitting straight facts

they do it their way

For real, Scotland has one hell of a PR team

soon :)

Drincc

Pounding Senko-san > this three girl

My new doormat sets expectations correctly

I can fit a Switch in mine

Four wheels? Two wheels? Why, those just sound so impractical

Fag

Something about an archduke?

And Europe is not a single country.

Theres still stuff to do

The weak should fear the strong

Casually tears the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

Some of us did

Today you learned something new

Parry this, you filthy casual

Me When I'm Lonely

Our Automated Future.....

My local mall may only have 4 stores and a Chinese massage parlor left, but at least we still have this bad boy

I don't blame him at all.

He forgot something

from a professional sibling haver

That's more Like It WAIFFUUUU

‎He's a merciful man

Let Peter work with that

it should be

You have to admit, the British really nailed their operation to take back the Falklands

I need them now

wubaluba dubdub

i don't think that's the case

You took Denmark in 5 hours? We had a 6-hour head start.

These New Skins Were Worth It

That’s ***ing right

She rude.

Binged through bunny girl senpai only to find that there will be no sequels

bros before hoes

Stonks Family business

hehe

A small price to pay

The Ghost Stories dub is a masterpiece

US is truly standing on the shoulders of giants

A million copies sold.

why did you have kids then

Cowboy on the gooo

the best Katju

No one can kill them

I really do wonder

Aspiring to be better and falling short is still better than plastering "No Animals or Indians allowed" signs on trains that ran on indian-built railways.

Who needs torture when you've got Russian friends?

sigma move

It wont do what now?

Just tell me

It’s the most effective way to do it

Seriously what was up with all the infighting and firendly fire????

It is his destiny

My coworker put this on our office door at the hospital I work at.

Its no other than...

I am a murderer aswell!

Hello Peter.

We've ascended to the higher realms

Slovenec12345

Don’t you agree?

My favourite movie is the emoji movie so naturally 80 inches

This would honestly have solved most of the problems in Harry Potter

I know these maps by heart, do you ?

Ah yes, orange

it's split personality dumbass

Rimuru

MURICA NO.1

Weebs daily life....

Hitler was a hardcore gamer

okaaaaay.

Got y’all

what a beautiful name

Nah, they get it, all of them

America moment

Fricking boomers

I'd get behind her and push

So much for Muslim brothers

The Jenga situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage

What Zero Two is known for

no comment

And God said, let there be a small amount of intelligence

C'mon ladies

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 358 ✓

The stages of a male orgasm

I am smort

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

That button’s getting destroyed

'Well Benito, it has been lovely, but I have to go and do... Roman Empire... things...'

Who needs the video anyway