I work nights, and when my daughter was young, she used to leave brownies on the counter with cute little messages written on top for me. Since she went to college, the messages have changed a bit.

I don't know what to name it

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omg i can't wait

Come on, man

Saw this a while ago was going through my photos and thought I should share

I have questions.

We must be..

Bee Happy Bee Healthy

I have nothing clever to say

I think my attempt at growing tomatoes turn out rather well.

Moral support

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

How Monarchs in the Middle Ages found wives, colorized

Spread the word UIS is real

Anime mom hairstyles

Never forget where you came from

I just recently remembered it

At least the country of Brazil has a good football reputation to show for it

When you prefer bigger boobs but flatter bums

my pepes are my proudest possession

breaking bad but with waifus

The timeline is a funny thing

Dolphins

Oh how very progressively hypocritical of you my good man.

THE WOLVERINE

The difficulty in life is the choice.

Pretty pricey

I always knew Tintin was going to take a dark turn in the future

On this day In 1970 Nivarna were sued for baby torture.

now kiss

Autopsy Report

Easter. 30AD

When fat shaming works

Local Wendy’s meets its end.

Purr for papa

Dream actually did something good for once

holy shit its bts

Is it wrong if I ask her out on date?

Make fantasies

'No, we didn't blow them up. They're just... in storage! But you can't seem them though'

It’s bland I know

Gandalf the pumper

You coulda done something, coulda been someone

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James,Richard and Jeremy the best trio ever

Christopher Nolan gets the idea for the movie Tenet, 2014

No jokes please! take this seriously

Fine works of art

Walgreens sign has a couple lights out.

This bear eats better than me

happy men

Science misunderstanding

This sign I saw for a volunteer fire department

It's a bit sus if you ask me

Sharing your opinion on the internet

Don’t forget to shower!

I have made a discovery

What you do ?

Welcome to incognito...

Seriously though- the fly??

Need to make sure nothing is inappropriate

My man deserved a knighthood but got chemical castration instead

I don’t know where this is, but the folks there must be RICH rich.

The true male fantasies

Gotta keep things PG

Blue cheese day finally came!

romantic army

Mens fantasies

You guys should try it for fun

hi pollo

You are NOT going to believe what happened while you were gone

It's like horni vs bonkers

I always think one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs

Who reads this?

I. Like. Booty.

John Waters had Steve Buscemi dress up as John Waters for John Waters' Christmas card in 95.

strongest genshin player

Google “Florida Man and your birthday” What did he do on your BD?

POV: you are in elementary school

What is this a crossover episode?

Environmentally friendly travel

Do i have enough karma to post here?

Lesson learned: measure your liquids before turning the stovetop on. Spent too long looking for my measuring cup.

Snoozer

what you dont see

watch anime for your mental health

B :thumbsup:

Cow rating only in the comments, post ur best cow

UwU Baxit!

damm vikings are more happy than my big mac and size ++coke!!!???

SAVE ME

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He also caused the misery of university students for years to come

Shake it baby!

Same ship, different waters

_._._

Ancient chinaman say

potato

sign at a local establishment