Asked for lemon with my water.

It’s time to fight back

And he wins by default

Now what..?

It feels sooooo good.

what a joke lol

no more gobrehment brehs plsssss

grandmas are the best

Make that 5

Stop. This is a homie checkpoint

You don't need a simulation in London.

Yakuza posting

The lady next to me thought it was funny too.

It's my yard.

The couple.

It's a Rescue

It’s only 5$

Be a legend

Singles only isle

Please don’t pressure me

Chipotle marketing team doing it right

Men Masterrace

old mystic chinese man wisdom

my niece’s hiding spot

Get well soon, Mr. Zuckerberg!

He is the chosen one.

I just woke up so i’m just gonna go with the flow

Mister Ed really fell in with the wrong crowd

Underrated af

The human body is a Ship of Theseus

Just strolling around girls

i need to know it

Holy shit a lot of people with anime pfp forget about this

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbased breh

Epic driver

*sad life*

Meoaaoaoaooaw!!!!!11!

Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders

We all have that kind of friend

Water you waiting for? Give it a try

you become what you swore to destroy

Abortion ban in action, Texas. Circa 1990

My family have 2 vases that we keep leaving at each others house. This is where I hid one today, the other I left on my sisters lawn and drove away while she was yelling at me

The flatter the chest, the closer you are to their heart.

George W Bush holds a remembrance event for 9/11.

c'mon bro

is this what you want?

*Proceeds to do warcrimes*

Something interesting

One with the wall

EaaS

I don't want to know either

there seems to be something wrong here...

Mission code name Analyse

In case someone needs clarification

Get in the car again we're going shopping

No wonder the cat is so horrified

I know nobody cares but..

Why are there so many cum memes?

And spicy chicken wing flavour.

How much of a toxic can you be?

Thanks brain

Japan invadesChina - 1934

Such similarity

Who was gonna stop us?

Yes, i am heading to the gym

Gramfel moment

Hits differently.

We are all guilty. Even the ladies.

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Who won the snowball fight?

They’ll never see it coming

But why do dis?

Am i really the only one?

Americans when they wake up: *angry noises*

He only grows more gay. You cannot stop it.

I hope everyone enjoys their weekend! I for one will be camping. Pic related

:^)

I'm winning

Texas Abortion Snitch Site Aborted by GoDaddy

The great flood of Paris

Please :'(

when the sponsor is 2 mins long omg

Final stage

Indeed they do

$1,000 Tab Fist

The Ability to Fly Does Not Make You Intelligent

Faith under the sea

Harsh...

No not like that

Great Britain description at it's finest

Logic has left the planet.

We live in society

My father destroyed my PS4

Something doesn’t quite add up guys

Oh boy here se go again...

Am American, can confirm we are dumb as hell

Onconvenient questions

Those Pringle removers sure are picking up steam. #pringles

Just moved to Utah. Local brewery throwing some shade to the huge Mormon population here.