Colbert on twitter hacks

Aziz Ansari

Future's looking bright

After talking like a genius with my crush

How to deal with annoying kids on airplanes.

His name is Robert G. Heft

A jar of dirt

Hey, Mike! Haven't seen you in ages!

When something you post gets immediately down voted

That moment

Science Biatch!

A cold ass honky

Dangerous

Forever alone Ryan Gosling

Coral is finicky...

Immortal comedy legend

Find your porn name! Post the result in the comments.

... mixed with Stephen Hawking

Black physicians treating in the ER a member of the KKK

Son of a b*tch!

Get this man a beer!

When you eat something that's way too hot

Dog seat

You can be anything

Just f*ck you :)

He deserves so much respect

Cats are ninjas

The magic of drugs

Philosoraptor strikes again

Awesome..

Bring the holy water

When your little brother wants to beat you up.

Some people...

You tried

Marihuana.

F*ck this imma be a burrito

Picture of a water droplet above a map

Would you even try?

I wish my handwriting was like that

Clever, clever stuff

I just love the flopping part!

There is a positive side to everything

There you go, buddy!

Oh, Zeus...

My friend just tell me this

Yay free ride

Trust me, i will catch you

Effects of Binge Drinking

You just got served

What a pity!

That awkward moment

Every time at school

Suicide shake

I still love anime

When I send a flirty text to a girl

Love the old episodes....

It's true

So happy right now.

Childhood Revelations

A new sith lord

Looking out of the window...

Xbox Live at its Finest

Oh tumblr

When i think i'm a ninja...

First few things i uploaded got shot down like this

He knows how to handle b*tches

Oh Brian

Oh Ron.

After visiting 4chan

Forgot to fertilize with love

So I heard you like perfect loops

Accurate

Clever fans

Jennifer Lawrence is awesome

Deadpool

One of these days Leo, one of these days.

When you get the highest grade in class

Cheese

She's awesome

Seth MacFarlane, don't ever change!

When your shy friend gives an awesome comeback

Smooth

Go, Red!

Canadian Jail

When friends invite me to parties.

We all just want what's best for our sons

WTF, Pokemon?

Wait for it

Who else but Quagmire?

Now You Know What Polar Bears Feel Like...

Nicolas Cape

The real way to do parkour

Women logic at its finest.

It's good to know

Solid bucket list.

Dick Dastardly logic.

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Long distance difficulties

No need to worry... No rats right?

Limbo's truth