You can get a wife? Impossible!

At the request of shtposting, here's a tweet that's passable IMO

Bruh that's actually smart tbh

they do be huge

Are you okay, Billie

Peter Pecker can't catch a break

One more theory

Don't really want to know

This sign was placed behind a European gas station frequented by international truckers

disgraces of society

Saw this today. First I laughed, then I felt bad...

It’s a funny name. :*(

you think you can kill me

Am i right, guys?

Throwing Garbage directly into the dump truck

Sussy carrot

Is there a greek letter before Alpha?

Bro got finessed

50 percent faster

Wholesome

That motherfuc...

Floofy Fox

Respect for Toddlers

An old legend

Why is my brain so weird?

53ND NUD35

For my fellow gamers which one are you?

As an Introvert, I can confirm this is 100% true.

saw someone doing this

whoopsie oopsie

I used to

*Noice*

just started overlord plz dont spoil <3

frankly I don't give a damn

why hurting innocent pupil man?

To everyone complaining about Youtube ads

The only thing that makes every anime fan mad

Only slightly concerning

Communism at its finest.

"MY WOLRD IS BURNING DOWN AROUND ME", by "*** You Dad" (it's a band)

Moai

I mean this is so wholesome, dont we all love our pets

Long ago the four nations lived in peace

Proceed, and fear no evil!

Google florida man and your birthday next to it, ill start

Boo berry

Drew myself a shitpost in between calls at work.

A little late but needed to share this insight

Anyone remember these guys?

Apparently my teacher is Ballin!

She got that thickummms

I'm not christian I swear

immovable vs irresistible

Well. You'd think it'd be an easy pill to swallow.

2% battery after lunch, dead battery after work , chaos ensues

Societal observation

When the wrong people manipulate the stonks

Daredevil

powerful

Equal rights, equal fights.

A good boi posing for proper masking etiquette

You will be missed Norm!

Living the dream

When the nostalgia hit you like a wave

Imagine no lashes

The cosplay pot has been stirred

thank you commenters

RIP to one of the funniest people.

cursed i say. CURSED!

The is me, circa 2014, on the left. Kim Kardashian on the right, 2021. Who wore it better?

I’m this guy

Today a girl joined my class’s seminar for a solid 15 minutes before realizing that we’re an upper-year course and she’s a 1st year.

Doesn't matter if you are a ghost.....

Just heard the news. Rest it peace Burt, you deeply closeted gay man.

Poor Australians

And then you have to put up with dating, which is just a real life dating sim

I dont have anything left to post, please give us something that is more usable

> Western movie > everyone is black

waman

My name is eugene

Seriously...tell me how?

Is it slavery if you do it willingly?

12 year old daughter had some anxiety with me watching her Guinea Pigs unsupervised

close enough it is the answer

This is the back of a sewage truck in my town.

Knew I'd seen that before.

This is my kingdom c#m ,babe

My friend's interesting taste in shower curtains.

Just minding my business

My money is on John Wick, since Dom don't got family no more

A pirate’s life for me :)

Cold hard fact

I know what I have to do.. but I don't know if I have strength enough to do it

2019 was a naive time

Griffith you mother***er

Education is a privilege. At least you have a chance to improve your life

rewatched the 3 matrix movies, definitely a bummer he won't be in the new one

yeah that'd suck hahaha

I just want to take a break

Anon does the risk management