Prepping a meal for my OCD wife.

Ice cream good

HUGEŁOL

who is troodoe

Damn it, am I too late?

Donald J Trump rescues victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks in New York

Begone Financial Burden!

What is even the point of this function?

This timeline

I used to uninstall right in front of their faces

My girlfriend took our cat to her second ever vet appointment today. Needless to say, she doesn't get out much

Them DMs gonna explode.

There’s a snake in my boot.

it really is good

I wasn't a mistake.

They could at least help with rent

My cat brought me a potato. That’s so nice, not only did he bring me food he brought my cultures most revered food item: the potato. I can eat it today or drink it next week!

I can take it

Just found a British staple remover.

Photographer captured the exact moment I realized I would be bullied for the rest of Grade School.

Do you get this?

What’s wrong here…

Yep

Someone booked a hotel with my email address. Gotta message the hotel about his pillow fear.

Blue's Clues coming in after 2020

that's just empiracly possible

Now that is a mild curry

While I was appalled someone gave the novel To Kill a Mockingbird one star, they do have a point

Top is Duck Dynasty... bottom is Tiger King

I'll Say Konichiwa To That.

We don’t have long left to make a change, but we still have time

Ouch lol

Mine didn’t turn out too well

a toast for even more interesting times

It gotta have a hole right?

Counterfeited and homoerotic

Wisdom about serial killers

German vocabulary be like . .

Who jacks off to cartoon girls now huh?

Idk how that happen

do you also have a game pc?

Yeah i know I'm a bit late

I disappoint him

Weird Buff Highschooler Starterpack

33+23+13

Cause I've been memin' and dreamin' so long that, even doge thinks that my mind is gone

When you keep merely posting that letter with no ill intent

Does this mean I actually won

I just failed a psychological test about this image

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 380 ✓

Boom

Thanksgiving cumming up

Im going to hell. Lol

Would you buy it?

Push woman, PUSH!!

So rich

I will just leave this question here

Too late >:D

How hard is it to even make paper?

Sorry, no meme here. Just imagine the guy's head is an angry sojak or something

The Bro Code

Maybe the therapist also does short-term adoptions

Funny or sad?

This boat came through my gas station today.

One way or another

Somethings a little off

Take that, science

:^)

World's first ready-to-cook noodles were introduced c. 1750

How old are you?

cute is cute

Yeah

Ma boi knows it all

Mother knows best

Same

:-D

HE NEEDS SOME MILK !!!!

The Old Man and his Sons

True ally

Chad ant

Our only saviour has gone

A new experience

Microchip in vaccines

She’s a true patriot

"Battling cancer"

All skills in the right places.

I don't think they will ever reveal her face

Pl don't kill me I..I....I was just kidding

They got what was coming for them

bill gang, rise up

You got any games on your phone?

A bit late to the evangelion party but here it is

Shart extra?

First covid test, France 1553

Bonk me Mommy Ulti, UwU

Chris P. Poultry, Chicken Sandwich Attorney-at-Law

Self medicating

First documented picture of a homosexual couple

This pug - husky mix is the most intense derp you will ever see

Just another day in big country.