Imagine surviving over 600 assassination attempts

Can’t argue with that. In honor of the beginning of spooky season.

Remember kids, pay your taxes

It's just a little nudge towards open trading. How bad can it be?

*gwammies uwu

IRONy lol

Too late idiot

Mumen rider true hero

you think this is trash? you forgot

It's true. The europeans only started eating tomatos much later.

Is evolving!

They won it too!

Shoissant

musn't ask us questions, not its business

Drake standing trial in Nuremberg , accused of making ***ing shit music.

The Suez Crisis, Six-Day War, Yom Kippur War, and many, MANY more conflicts would follow after this.

quiddich

i find this really weird

big boy

:-(

Dark mode memes should be more popularized.

Discord users be like :

Oh god……

Sad sad sad......... anyways

Are we supposed to fap to this?

How was this possible!?

That'll make it better

Bad Monday? Remember, no matter how bad it gets, you’ll never have to work as the MSN Butterfly.

if you aint bleeding after shitting you aint from Hungary

My university philosophy course memeing

The Monster In The Closet

Wait, that’s illegal

Are Wii gonna to have a problem?

Sticks out like a sore trigger finger

Just gonna wait for the hate from the socialists.

Quick before they wake up!

Its easier this way

Hampster.

You wasn't there you know nothing

Now give me my money!!!!

Quality Vs. Quantity...

Guess I lost the twist cause she ain’t easily turned on no more

The One Where Monica Pulls a Funny Face During Phoebe's Wedding

Dads be like

A Wealth Of Knowledge

Nobody ***ing cares anymore

That time my daughter got her face painted at summer camp. She was very offended that I couldn’t tell she was “Elsa from Frozen”.

New to overused list, Please make sure to always check the rules.

Normalize paying me $ for my bullsh!t

Sorry Leon, but not even Expelliarmus is gonna get us out of this mess

Paralyzing effect

Einstein was real until 1907 when he became a professor of theoretical physics

They said it's a mirage

I don't really want to make any puns about Gacy; a subject like this does not mean one should clown around

Janken-yuri

My local ice cream shop deafinitely nailed it hear with ear-y accuracy

Wan Hu was a Chinese inventor who strapped 47 rockets to a chair he was sitting on in the 16th century. After they were all lit there was a large explosion, and he was never seen again.

The rarest item

nobody saw it coming

duels

I mean...who wouldn't?

plz, come back...

Had plans for today but then I saw this sign and immediately drove to my school's theater department

Liberty Ships were crap, but were very useful crap.

My Country is full of numpties at the moment.

I have all the smorts

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

More tips in the comment section

I counted 14 stairs

Anon gets betrayed by the voice in his head

Burger King taking digs at Maccys UK

Psychological horror is the lack of certification

Can't believe they managed to stay out twice

Life’s good!

A group of English tourists return from the Easter Island

Pub in the UK seeing it's opportunity!

Is level 5 high or low

KABOOOOOOM oc

They don't know that's why we used to oppress them

Miku loves being lewded

So you’ve decided to sort by controversial

Outrageous algorithm

Rеddit moment

wall's was founded in 1922 and now is present pretty much everywhere

Raijin

Tom89 dates an autist

South Vietnam's vice president was a womanizer and an Air Force commander, in that order

Not my ass plz

This shit ain't even funny anymore

My actual conversation with porsche

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One to the two to the to the one minus?

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Bookshelf

the joke is sex! get it?

:-(

   

Can I have uhhhhh . . . barkiyaki

Minions did nothing wrong