Wie fiele Leute sprechen deutsch?

I love boobs

only shape we missing is X

   

Flap flap

Time to LINK together

My first doot!

Why?

Maybe ill go re-watch it

Europe according to America

Hail to the lost baby

Pumpkin kitty > Devil kitty

Will he able do it?

breh

Bask in my power

LET'S HIT THE GYM!!!

It is one of the laws of gaming

Blue or Yellow?

That's disgusting! Go on...

China just wanted it to be a fair fight, that's all. Nothing malicious here

   

Yes, I know Sumo is the "National Sport" but the viewership numbers say otherwise

   

Dads are strange

I seriously can't stand them.

Evolution seems to be ok, just not for humans

That's a problem I think ಥ‿ಥ

Hey Louise...

Josef Mengele could seriously be a candidate for an antichrist

Waited all year to post this. RIP Norm Macdonald.

Top RAF ace Douglas Bader flew with prosthetic legs. When he was shot down, he had to detach from his legs and parachuted down with no legs.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 394 ✓

Pls dont make this meme, you make Aqua cried

ah yes, science

DDoS Attack

After many years of saving, I finally managed to buy my own house. I'm going to move in with my sick mother. I may start a small local business.

Time to leave earth.

Can confirm…

Saw this randomly in a bathroom today. No context or explanation.

The Lewis and Clark Expedition,

Hmm, yes yes

Hey, it could work

Remember shit in the shower guy? This is him now. Feel old yet?

WAP lul

Not false advertising, deceitful maybe.

Sponge + Stick = Clean

Ready for the spook season

How different empires managed to expand their borders

I wish I was joking, but I had just given him a rise this morning....

Since the American colonials were themselves British subjects it’s more likely Paul Reverse and the other riders said “the regulars/redcoats are coming” instead

The Internal Revenue Service begins operations.

It takes a lot of effort to make a mannequin look like a douchebag, but there you have it.

My dad's "homemade iPad holder" for after his eye surgery

"fun task" they said

Door dash says my food will be here in 19 minutes. Think they'll be able to pull it off?

I'm good nana

Halloween store selling a single disposable face for $4.

Kurwa

Take the money and run

doesn't matter, looks female enough

spooky

70 degrees

We all have experienced this moment

And then Germans overran France in czechoslovak tanks...

What a convenient solution, shame it’s absolutely morally deplorable

:^)

Vladimir O'Lenin; champion of the proletariat and the potato

Surprise relationship

I think there's more

You wanna see banjo?

Can you imagine the size of that hard drive?

British Christmas Gift Guide Every Year

its a astolfo meme

My wife says my sandwich looks sad.

Xi Jinping introducing upcoming COVID-19 models circa 2015

Obi-Two

'Man, I love this skirt! Also, you heard Khomeini's latest speech? That guy sure is whacky, huh?'

"Adults"

Exactly what I need now

Attack on Titan shitposting

Some fools ain't worth your pity

When you're off the internet and meet actual people

Bums never get anything done

Anon tries asian

The state of Britain.

Queen Victoria learns of traditional Indian religion after being proclaimed empress.

2021 Halloween decoration

Our HR just emailed, company-wide, instructions for using the new coffee machine

huehuehue

My Own Worst Enemy

I can hear the “***!”

LiSa has banger songs

As seen in a bathroom in Mississippi

Which one you use ?

A license to drive...

Community Icon?

Coffee always wins

I am currently in Nepal and I live as a Goat. So peaceful

OOOOOHHHH YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

its nearly upon us...