You can surrender when you're dead

yes

Have you seen this man? #facebookdown

Any great historical figure would be honoured to be played by Cillian Murphy, I'm sure

wow they move fast

based

bonked

Jeff Bezos negotiates with Prime Minister David Cameron over tax breaks for Amazon in the UK

I thought it's PS1 MGS cutscene :/

Live from Facebook Data Center

"I do not give a damn about him"

It's considered an uncommon pastime.

Employee of Facebook on his last day today

*laughs diabolically*

You know its true, and so do I

I am still waiting...

Dark humor: hilarious until it's not

This is humiliating for Emilia

Shhh, servers never go down. ;)

My kid left a note for me in the fridge

Wait a min

Sure, you can hold the patent. Right up until it’s assigned to the Edison company.

when the ai stops their cars to wait for you

a cat is fine too

bre'ton

:^)

I'll start them eventually...

"Well, at least they ain't communists!"

Remembering the Legend

Hans get Muller ! We need to launch him !

They were large, but not the largest.

"Mommy come pick me up I'm scared" - Nixon, probably

Started from the bottom now we here

must protecc

riveting

There will certainly be questions

first femboy president???

The clock ticks

ladies plz only 2 at a time

1000 iq move to save decades of R&D.

The US and USSR gave the old powers a reminder on who was really in charge now

gonna play dead!

With the death of Julius Caeser, Caeser Augustus his grand nephew rose to Power marking the start of the Roman Empire

   

Zuckerberg right now

Ah, racial superiority hubris...

Truly best girl

DLC males too

Raid boss

Really go ahead and try

No.

Most of y’all need to start celebrating warships that actually did something worthwhile

that when he takes a screenshot

Hugelol moment #3

Quantity over quality was better for tanks in WW2

Completely normal

Never underestimate a loud angry guy talking to a bunch of other loud angry guys who are also drunk.

U could save others from death but not himself

Tonight on Top Gear, I accidentally detonate reactor 4.

Protect your loved ones

never cringed this hard.

Don't....just don't..

Stop it, get some help. Literally

you read that right, 41.9 quadrillion percent

The card I got my dad for his 69th birthday, he loved it.

All later had their charges vacated after a prison inmate confessed to the crime.

'A body of water?! Those crafty British ***s...'

Paul Rudd has an Ant-Man sized star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Even culture is not safe from revolution.

   

   

The capturing of Mephisto was funny as ***. A group of australians decided to capture an abandoned A7V in no mans land. not because it will be useful. But to do a little trolling on the enemy.

Nutritional information for Chocolate Shoppe ice cream. I appreciate their honesty.

She. Is .Amazing

My cartoon gets posted every year about this time. May as well post it myself.

Is your PC better? Or PS5

Yup, looks about right to me ngl

Gotta dream big.

Hello. Yes, we exist.

snowflakes

Understand it, Let it Go, and Don't Give a ***

Closing Time

   

   

outplayed

Have a dose of some fresh Freedom

15 battalions, 30 siege cannons and 30 artillery batteries with poison gas versus a hundred dead russians. Battle of Osowiec, aka the dead men charge

“Abuelo Heinrich? Oh he was an, ummm… a farmer”

big tities

My first post here........LAUGH!!!!!

   

   

Method acting at it’s finest

   

Press F to pay respect

Elvis Presley standing out the front of his mansion 1969

dodo

Man enough.

big brain time

Mimi stonks