Found this at a thrift shop earlier

'But Skipper, I don't want to be boiled to make oil for lamps!'

Those Mother***ers

Nobody will even notice

An industrial complex the likes of which Europe had to wait for over a millennium to see again

stop quoting voltaire

The doctor walked in as we were taking this and scolded me for not taking my vasectomy more seriously.

I'm pretty sure thats how it went down.

černá hora

“from the creators of death note”

That's a true homie

aboriginals have the oldest living cultures yet nearly had it wiped out in the 300 years since the brits arrived

Just the way you are

Samuel L. Jackson, Traffic Engineer

Men Working ..... Except John

My neighbour’s Halloween decor had me rolling

I must admit, I would've done the same

It how it be

Banned Game

wisdom

Technically correct the best type of correct

A great and heroic figure that some times arise to vindicate the honor of the human species

No___

The irony…

The Jonestown Massacre,

It's great! Unless you're a woman, or a slave, or your bloodline didn't start there

My wife has been out of town for two days, so I sent her this:

Just because the sign says so…..

Somewhere out there in the Multiverse..

RIP to man's earliest daredevils

The secret of my success…

This feeling is real

Strawberry Milk Superiority

First Day of Woodstock '69

Reject dinosaur, return to whatever the fuᴄk that is

'Yes, those jewels are rather impressive. Tell me, have you ever heard of the term 'finders keepers'?'

Audacity at its finest

Pregnancy books nowadays are something else!

Wonder what the Pope thought about Martin Luther.

WEEEEEEEEEEEE

For you, anything

No gravity in space

I'm not being sarcastic

With pleasure

Androidpilled

Ultimatum

We must stop this madness

Just a cat thing…

It's all about choices

If you don't know, it's about

Sultan Mehmed III vs Pablo

Joke's on him, I'm into that shiet

Stumbled into the wrong side of the Macy’s.

A warm sunny Sunday

Man you gotta love facebook marketplace

Mmmm monkey

Oh, and he did it twice

I might need two of them

At least we can agree here

GUY DESTROYS PLANET WITH FAKE MOON

Early life

We have to be an alien TV reality show.

WTF? That mammal is laying an egg!

Utterly butterly

The United States of America,

That's too many plastic

Level ten trolling

To be fair to Harold, I would not have expected William to pull such a manoeuvre

An ingenious method

monke

escalate

Woops

I'd buy her

Generally isekai.

butternut

Even the arabs know top gear is good

The Mongolian Saitama

Zachary Taylor: the biggest chad in American history

To be fair, Darwin needed all those samples so he could have something to eat on the way home

Ordered extra mayo at McDonald's, they give me a McCumshot

Who are you people ? :0

watching hentai for the plot

That seems sus

:-)

To feed or not to feed?

They just don't make no sense

So true lmao.

I don't know and do NOT want to know!

"And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom"

Pick a number from 1-1000.

brain refresh

Have a great day everyone

We all have a past

3 am is lit.

That’s my question

My hands will be destroyed

No Karen this is the truth

Good ole Ann Arbor, Michigan

Day 9 of Daily Spooky Memes

This meal prep thing is easy