Watched Alien: Covenant yesterday.

Hans You are

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is memorialized on a $20 banknote

Can't be unproven

What an interesting discovery

Shit the bed and make it burst

Blowjobn't

What would you call this weapon?

Commas are important people

*salutes

relatable

Deal of the century

mom, that's like, rude

The Iran-Iraq War was weird

Fredrick the great chill gay meme

That time I got reincarnated as a dyslexic person and just wanted to enjoy some anime

lmao not there

If you know the quote…

*painful grunting*

go out in style

Tiddies are tiddies

First time fly fishing. Caught this 24lb Bluebottle.

no I wouldn't

He's forgetting to believe

Now this is really hard

I can't believe how many times this has happened

How was your delivery? It was AARGHYGAHGAHAHAHAGRRRRRR!

Reaches for the hug with wholesome intent

There's a concerning amount now

Do you guys feel my pain?

I don't know what I did wrong but my parfait is not amused. At all.

Gabi is not a haltable character

Thought I’d join in on the fun

Top of the mornin’

Sorry for the quality

Moo Cow

Has anyone tried it, please feel free to share your experiences..

never brag on 4chan worst mistake of my life

Feels good to relax

I made it hard this time

Bubble Cat

Enjoy this photo of my dog’s mind in the process of being blown at the sculpture park.

I tried making it hard this time

the art of deNein

It also works outside a McDonald's

The devil himself.

thicc mikasa

Amon Göth

Hehe frogs

what kind of cat is this

Revenge of the Wage

Anyone else have trouble sleeping?

i am a girl i can confirm that

*pew pew

Party now.Work never

Jokes over, buddy.

Jahy-Sama go brrrrrr

im at 6, how about you?

BREAKING: Large Poo Obstructing Sewer; President Xi Jinping Unharmed

Every other spooktober was better

based

You heard him!

Well, Well, Well, How The Turntables...

ok...

Bzz

These are facts

angy

Unzips with pride.....

When they don't know what to comment

No! Just water!

cursed

Make Walt proud…

On kissing Opossums

Respect Every Women Mangaka

It’s nicer to drive off the road than on it.

It all comes full circle

Gonna sit here doing nothing

Alcoholism

the duality of man/cat

unless

They always have a witty retort that makes the top comment better

*Doom music kicks in*

oh boy I can't wait for my mutations

Dragon Ball

Epic new meme format!

My dad said people at work wouldn’t stop using his personal cup, so this was his solution

Student: You made it hard so I'm gonna make it hard to check

based

almingamtorm

The Halloween display in front of the original Yuengling’s Brewery in Pottsville, PA

nucleussy

Instant pussy magnet

*Squelshing Noises*

The beginning of the end of the Isis caliphate , five years later it had lost over 95% of its territory , 2014

as it should be

they know me as "el chupaherramienta"

Help, I'm stuck!

Intense burning sounds

:-/

Goldfish get massive