How is this not the best life pro tip to come out of ancient history?

spooky cats for spooky month

Oh no ;

Rejection will be punished

I really love vanilla

kek

sequel

USSR censoring pluto on the left versus today after the Soviet Unions collapse

Squid Rangers

You think opium's addictive? Try imperialism

Viral Knows What I'm Doing

Plot Twist, He Preferred Her Gorilla Form

English changes every 2 seconds

   

Not necessarily accurate but funny all the same.

♫ Cause bustin' makes me feel good ♫

A pleasant feeling...

what reward

Same vibes

Bing chilling

Virtual reality isn't what our forefather expected

volumes of evidence

Pick wiseley

About those sad scenes with dogs dying.

Loneliness mode on

US Army squid games

It is definitely a clever use of ... everything.

Italians please

When you need a slotted spoon because the pot is boiling over…

Berries and cream

Our STD

It's that ez.

Found these at the Acme

Don't upvote if you add milk to your tea

I didn’t expect this

defend yourself bois.

I Know What's Good

Komi is packin

ah yes…..friends

Ott

If someone grabs the kid are they a kidnapper or a purse snatcher?

Be careful this Halloween! Myers is on the loose!

Here!

two cavemen

At least there’s one place.

Wondering how the waffle gets it's pumpkin shape

cruel injustice

Benny Boo

This shower at an airbnb

Sneaky Tadano-kun

My dad had a small reaction after his root canal today.

City posted this photo

Stonks go brrrrr

I can't eat them :(

“Photoshop finds a way.”

Anything for a good cause

Andrew Jackson was a genocidal POS, through and through

lel

gottem

Dude, know your facts!

The hot debate in Britain after the American revolution.

Honestly, more companies should do this.

Hmm a mystery

A cute burden, nonetheless.

I got 20 bucks

It’s so easy…

Green>Nuclear>>>>>>Fossil

There are no accidents -Master Oogway

That's a nice cospla...wait

Guess I'm dumb

My mom sent me this in the mail

Budget cuts at Disney hits employees hard.

Hitting on a cute mountain...

My ex actually said this to me once... and I believed her

A plan most devious

Poem has some really dark meaning

Every Hole's a Goal!

:-D

It won't happen in this universe

Bone Runner

Gotta get some action am I right

It can only work on 15 of them at once before the shield fails

i fuk ur mum

That means Tom was just saving his bestfriend from this addiction.

mother in aisle 9

cat

"No war son, only give me the money"

Prison break 2.0

“you have something I want”

Where is juan ?

Big brain pun…spooky ghost edition.

Why cant i have this one thing?

They think being so many names makes them fancy?

I don’t remember how I stayed entertained all those years.

Jep, 100% true.

WHY DO PEOPLE STILL USE IT???

tfw you got raped

He do be angy doe

Talking to your own brain

get the aliens