My 7yo is ready to be a parent. Change my mind.

This is true !

Common law says you getting pulled over and likely towed.

Just choose any

did changed alot

What you don't do to get your hammer back

Hehehe...

Like, seriously? What’s the ***ing difference?

I see no difference...

Scrooge McDuck openly ridicules elderly person, 1997

Please tell me he's not like me

le shitepost

I was there 3000 years ago

The council will decide your fate.

Tear cannon

Just so annoying

English, Monday to Friday, do you speak it?

The new 007?

Ah, paradoxes. Aren’t they fun?

Turns out John Snow wasn't as ignorant as HBO would have us believe.

Raven perception

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 439 ✓

This is something I heard, apparently many of N * zi Germany's racial policies were based on American racial policies

And the award goes to.....

You can’t see me

next

This came to me while crying myself to sleep

A round of claps for you good sir

yepp

The good ol' music

“bUt FuNnUy ¡”

you're not built differently, you were built wrong.

Poor Napoleon

monster

Everyone here knows this

Everything's a slur!

Love making new friends

Bunny Girl Senpai spoiled me. I struggle to watch anything else after experiencing quality.

I’ll wait.

Only adverts have rights now

Why would she think that

good times

My pug is so cute

Go play outside bruh

Film critic me

OBJECTION

Oddly terrifying

49 million

I came here to add nothing to the conversation

It's hsrd being the king of cocaine. Only buying hippos can keep Pablo happy

Three-headed Kraken

Everyone does but no one survives

Lights out in my ass

The hero we need

We're walkin a tight rope boys

This has to be a research study...

The plot thickens...

Be part of a very close team

Types of Genocidal Regimes

Family Tree Goes Brrrrrrr

80085: the forgotten number

Pick

aw hell naww

Good job

The scales are tilted

It's annoying.

9.3/10 - IMDB

Alaska

I know you do

I wished her to best of luck

My scientific experiment proves that option 2 is correct

free

Keeping Up With The Karpathians

This whole sub right now

Son rise

After Life Stats

There are exceptions though

Twitter users & twitch subscibers next pls

get ***ed dumbdumbs

That’s how we rolled

In 1942 after the Hindenburg disaster, Germans traded out the dangerous hydrogen zeppelin for a safer helium manatee.

Ka-bewm

When your ex text you..

A man of culture I see…

Sorry ma'am..

I have infinite power.

A Man’s Life

Bill Clinton campaigns for President,

That's anime!

Some times nothing is better than something.

travis

Dank is dank

Just what

It's almost as if all museums have artefacts of dubious provenance...

DESTROYED!!

master race

A toast to the irish

Still a good boy fit trying…

well sit in front then

:-(