Prices of prostitutes with stds are higher during war so soilders could get discharged

Half off.

Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but turned it down, stating: "I am deeply moved by the offer from our State of Israel, and at once saddened and ashamed that I cannot accept it."

I'm a gaymer gurl

Please don’t kill me

srsly you guys hate him for doing an amazon ad and then buy from amazon

:o)

Chongblox

Why have we evolved this way?

They do be good at it tho

Thank you for downloading Chrome

기반

World domination incoming

Life feels like a forced labor camp

Please, can we stop spreading this nonsense?

Have fun :)

Eugene Stoner demonstrated the CAR15 for the US Army, circa 1968

Rare photo of a remote control from the 70’s

Down the pit I go

Well dang-

Old Hickory doesn’t put up with any BS

What happened recently?

Slight use of google translate for the German but still accurate

Spaceships

Active crime scene …

Go on, try me

I know Home Depot is just trying to sell freezers but it really looks like this deer is taking a dump in it.

A short summary of the Gulf War

20 seconds is way too long…

If you start hallucinating, it's venomous

Maybe I can't afford Adobe Photoshop, ever think about that?

A prosperous one it would be

My kid's first tagging.

Knights lining up to receive their meal from the king

Admittedly, I am guilty of this

Chairman Mao Executes Landlords, 1949

Long Cox Hurts

It's not a complex moral judgement, it's just that making fun of yourself is fun.

Awww snap!

Lol, seems about right.

Oh Miss Betty Crocker what have you been doing?

And y'all get NONE

A patient receives the first smallpox vaccine, 1798

Virgin moment my boiis

Bro...spoilers..

"Oh yeah we are totally a serious company with a bunch of employees!"

You are right kid

Megamind is the new Shrek.

Sci-Fi Predictions

Will you push the button?

They thought they can get away with it

Cancel culture :^)

HALO CE TURNS 20 TODAY!

Funny how that works huh

But why trust Barber?

cant wait for the next invention

Always gives me goosebumps

Anybody with backpain?

And in a Petersonian sense... You're a beta male, Sonic.

Give credit where credit is due to them.

-Sigh-

they look very polite

Religions know this.

its not gay

necrosis but with a "g", i guess

Go out and touch some grass

Ima fight Greece

Sports fans

The Soviets winning again by overwhelming their opponent with their numbers

Now we know the reason

*sweats in perkele*

Rip and tear, until it is done

Something wholesome for you..maybe a little cringe..

I'm still gonna get one fast

Prepare.

I think i will regret making this..

Czech-no-Slovakia

Neutral Swiss

post workout music

What kinda sorcery is this

poisoned the water supply

Avoid it like certain topics that will get you b̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ scolded

Might as well find some use with it

A simple solution.

Anime girls have some good spines.

Cars can be sexualised too

Based on a balanced meal preperation

"It's like my world is reversing"

A scene from an Indian TV show..

Thats right

Call an ambulance!!!

Suck-sessful

CLOSE CALL

it's geting meta

yes

when males are taught to bottle up their emotions because its better that way

My girlfriend’s unfortunate attempt to wrap a Christmas present

The butterfly effect

But lets find out

Most of the Time!!