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Every man buys, not every man truly saves.

I like to knit

Everyone likes pizza, don't they?

Saddam Hussein's hideout where he was captured

not that I could anyways

yes

There be only one answer

Tough Task

Hello again, Master Chief

But seriously, are there any others?

OK maybe reproducing with my niece wasn't the best idea.

Even Cats Have A Role

Are on on team Rome or team Greece?

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Papers please

An eggplant

TES

Old statue has seen som shit

First Linux powered smart car is launched

United States declaring the war against Great Britain

Someone in my neighborhood got a little creative

In internet we trust

Irish Garda tries to reason with a Swan

Preferred seat for pregnant women with free Wi-Fi.

:^)

You are a beautiful orb

This took me way too long to see it, nature knows how to do camouflage

yay

Have a nice day Kings

Pick

ingame logic

When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash

The normal logo counts cuz it has 2 balls

As long as you won't

I Used An Ageing App On Wendy Williams

what a disgrace

What song does this for you

Correct

Whose the snitch

I’m just built different

Always has been

Vast plain full of animals and cultures > mostly empty desert

I know that "I don't see a ship" is the go-to joke...but this time...I'm serious.

Pear necessities

She probaly won't even answer

Advertisement at its finest!

An ad for Pudding from 1905... Just pudding, not a specific brand. Oh and ENERGY.

Never ending

use protection be safe

Putting up a fight

I don’t think they got the idea

:-)

Feelin' Festive

Takes one to know one

Papa Elton

My collection will make me millions.

Please read rule 7 before posting!

My Great Dane in his snowsuit - I can't not laugh at him

Now I’m doubly sure the urinal will be there tomorrow morning.

God eater season 2 for me

Penis Enlargement

Potatoes?

Albert Scores

Why do boys dies early

Scientifically proofing that videogames cause violence

they did EVOLVE to become carnivorous tho

It was self defense, not overkill.

S.I.M.P that's what I am

I suspect he’s gonna have a shitty opinion of humanity

vibe

My brain says no, I say yes

it is true but stereotypical

The beacon is lit!

Plotting my death not knowing I can see him on camera

Can't we use the same unit?

The good ending

It is… acceptable

It's going downhill lately

I bet you feel old right now.

they do a little plop

Wolfgang

Always someone's grand-aunt

society went downhill

If you can read this, you can read.

it broke my heart but i couldn't forgive him

Why buy a new one , if it fits it fits

Ok I will show myself out

Duck autocorrect

This ancient device was found in the ruins of Pompeii

for downudder

*on HL

Hmmm chikin

International Men’s Day

The mind is the blown

Save the dollar & donate it yourself

Sorry if it's too specific but I see it a lot

chadamemnon

Your friends aren't good enough

And thus, Megadeth was born