I swear every time I try making an omelette

Everyday I'm struggling.

And a nerf gun

Playlist based on a true story.

OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING DOWN

Yeah it was ***ing mess

He looks very polite

Lee-enfield had place for 10 bullets

Listen to mommy bois

Explains why cats hate kids

That time I almost had sex for the first time

They do be thicc tho

I HATE SAND I HATE SAND I HATE SAND I HATE SAND I HATE SAND I HATE SAND I HATE SAND

Media Control

Chris would've wanted it this way.

It’s all about presentation.

Jokes on you dad left

That's pricey. I'll just make my own this year.

Landlady blows your mind

"don't worry it's eatable"

Tacosaurus Rex

Mark Gubin has maintained a “Welcome to Cleveland” sign painted on the roof of his building since 1978... the building is located near Mitchell International Airport in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Being a kiddy diddle is not a sexual orientation

Spotted on my 10 year old daughter's math quiz. Date: idk i think it's monday

Probably the dumbest decision in internet history

Why are there drones around my house

Bad Luck Brianna??

Every year…

No just no no

Tricking the trickster

ILoveDumbJokes

students be like

They have taken over!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno: Lost scene from Pumping Iron

posting this from work

Only anime and Minecraft enjoyers would understand.

Go team!

Anon's making a cake

The Five Elements.

Got scared for a minute

this may take a while

Another 60 years.

The no-pants life

Don't shoot I'm Polish

yes

Fellow eurofags will know

anon is shocked about exponential growth

Imagine a world where everyone acts like a king

Yesterday was a long day

except for this one

Chrome lite for pc

legit thought he was a demon

Ah yes my favourite kind of clarinet.

"George, I've just noticed something..."

Ideal bathtub

I said something similar back in 2014-2015 fml

Little red riding hood

Could be some potential in this one

The Not Gang...

Just kidding gram….unless

Hypocrisy at its finest. Looking at you CIA.

Richad

Let me post about obscure events in peace

Rare photo of a fighter jet sipping water before his flight to Sarajevo.

They found him :o

Horny Power!

WWII and Rome are pretty cool though

Well yes, but no

Pls tell me

Menacing

Friendly fire

I won't go easy on you

forgot to feed my cat in the morning, came home to him staring me down

we are gonna make it

I am sorry i regret making this very much...

A beautiful ending

This deer regularly stares me down while going to the bathroom.

But but my 3090

Irony Check

I did a shoot for a local casino, somehow made a face like I just smelt a fart, and they decided to use that shot for their ads

Kazuma for me

Soon, us purebloods will end up in camps, mark my words!

This has definitely awakened something in me

really who?

That’s something, right?

Anime vs Netflix Be like...

The piss shiver

THEY SAY NOTHING HELPS A FEVER LIKE AN ONION UP THE, ASS!

I learned how to speak sugondese so I could move to sukapon but unfortunately I caught ligma

At this point I'm too afraid to ask why

Agreed agreed

Does Pacific know about this?

i did find a collar with my name tho

This was ironically taken from Facebook

Konosuba in a nutshell

You know you've done it

As long as you pay

Every introvert's nightmare

Ooh an inflatable Christmas tree

I literally wish I was never born