I'll go first: Mom, can you pass me the olive oil?

Welcome to Los pollos hermanos

Can I phone a friend?

> searches for manly looking game instead > buys Metroid

OUR OPINION MATTERS!!!

And this realistic take on life:

Look how they massacred my girl

Those SJW Christian’s trying to destroy Saturnalia

Future Queen Elizabeth working as a mechanic during WW2. Colorized

I wonder where most of the artifacts in the British Museum come from

Maybe we just have to wait till the 2090's for that 15-hour work week

Supersonic fart

I'll start: "I knew I shouldn't have finished that fast

The test where 99.9% of the population fail.

Hey Mark, send a letter to Cleo saying Papa Julie's coming to town

The Purchase of Alaska

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 474 ✓

Poland Was The Only Nation to Never Cooperate With The Nazis, Their Resistance Movement Was The Largest in Europe Yet The French Are Somehow The Face of WW2 Resistance….

Just as creative as Gregory. But let's not start with John

Africa final answer

Smart move, I did the same last year

Mark Zuckerberg's grandfather going on a date, circa 1950.

Me checking my meme's progress every few minutes

I'm looking at you Tsubaki-chan.

This perfect cosplay of Princess Leia and Han Solo

Gordon Ramsay Before The Balsamic Revolution

3 cents an acre

If you could stop blasting me with ads that would be great.

Just received a sex toy in the mail. Some poor soul at the customs office now knows how perverted I am.

When a anime help you out in school

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How does the game know when you cum anyway

Well no but no

Hey at least they weren't Cambodia

Waifu accurate tier list

His name is Ignaz Semmelweis and he died at the age of 47

A death sentence

He truly was Mannerlessheim, when talking to Hitler

   

The civil rights movement, 1958, colorized

"went missing"

put it on

Chanson de l'Oignon

Treat

My son, Restitutor Orbis

Next are Chinese characters

   

Squirrel Away

Good day lads

A weird turn of events it is

sick shades bro

Hit them where it hurts

Solve all your problems in one easy step!

Now get back in the car

Finally, debt-free from WWI reparations since 2014, YAAY

When you ask what on earth is going on with the loli

gamer rose up

Imagine having your house leveled by a toilet.

I got lung cancer in my prostate

How do you not dig a hole at the beach?

Let's see how creative y'all are

chungus

Antivaxxers be like

My friend’s family Christmas Card

*looking at the fine print*

Worth it, completely worth it...

Is it because of an update or is it just my phone like this? It just stops

Thank you, I shidded easily

good old power up

I'm somewhat of a scientist myself

The power of a different tie

"I bet all were men"

This selective memory:

Die Jungfrau Europa vs. Der Chad Deutschland

I came as soon as I could!

Jesus trying to enter Applebee's for his last supper 1498

This now feels RIGHT

I am stronk

There is no certainty in flesh but death.

Pedal to the metal, old man

Made middle school this much tougher

Why has nobody realised that

based thug

He trolled them real good

Dankmas Storyboard Meme Competition

sudden dong energy

Sitting to pee is “cool style” for men in Japan. Did you know it’s rude to tinkle standing up? This sign is was made for foreigners

Ah yes, naming scheme

My first post here.

The girl lost absolutely any wish to her brother, and he decided to use her as a mop

The winged meows

bruh

Why does the launguage makes difference

I am 멍청한

This is dumb and I apologise

Gooood question

Have a Golden Padoru

sneezing portraited by gun

When you fall in love with your girlfriend's mom

Got me in the first part ngl. Cum.