Home for the holidays and opened my parents fridge. I immediately said “mom I think you need new baking soda” She asked “How can you tell?”

Owl never forgive you

World Domination

18th century doctors: My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

A core memory

It's my kinda Christmas

Green squiggly lines flying off

Art of war

This is probably not dank enough but...... I'm illegal in memes

suspicious kitty

Don't say it guys

Gigachad Steve Buscemi

Free your mind

Advanced humor :)

Chirs Cringle would have been even better

Sus sleeping time

My dad bought my mom a coyote decoy for Christmas… cat loves it

Introvert 100

On December 24, 2012, Santa was gunned down in the streets of Brazil by a rival drug cartel.

Gold, as to a king; myrrh, as to one who was mortal; and Monster energy drink, as to a gamer.

How i learnt english

dad, mom, why are you doing this to me

There will be no changes in 2022

Of course I love the worst option, lets me listen to music from Phineas and Ferb and Gummy Bears.

Raise a glass for Stanley, the unsung hero of Christmas.

About one more day

i'm hispanic but it's still wack

My mum thought it was holding a present… it was lines of coke.

My mom bought this “cute little kitty hat” for me without looking at all of the photos…

Oww man

Balkan Moment

Probably the first time kids encounter racism.

Sculpture of mountain Fuji. Gifted to Japan ambassador

"And you're gonna hear me ROAR!"

I love how the europeans were talking shit about the civil war tactics

Still a couple decades off

Hail Santa!

Only shit can come out from Disney

They had rockets on them

A magnificent Xmas tradition!

Latinx isn’t a word.

It's all shadows

Seriously, why is no-one else excited about this?

Sometimes I really wonder if we are in a comedy show of an alien tv.

My doorbell rang tonight and a bunch of teenagers handed me this award

covid does a little bit of trolling

He is kinda special in his ways

Meanwhile rule34

Enough with the damn clinking!

and they’re both known for the color red

Ran out of Christmas wrapping paper. But I think I hacked it pretty well

How in the world did this "guy" get so rich?!

I have a buddy that can do it cheaper...

Merry Christmas Everybody!

Dark, Morbid and absurd but mostly funny

It is the stupid lie, and the people who believed it are even more stupid

Where do they disappear?

Happy Xmas from Sydney

Tactical Santa

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Santa Zeus

I am sorry what?

Collab we need but don't deserve

Poor Belgium...

Only reasonable explanation…

Went from “We were all brothers” to “Facing their forces alone” real quick. Happy holidays!

Ruined my day again

rule britannia !

Leave cookies by the fireplace for Santa and…..

What answer did you get?

Happy Christmas eve!

Russian soldiers preparing a nuclear rocket during Cuban Missile Crisis

Tis the season for giving.

This traffic sign in Virginia with a sense of humor.

And all through the house not a creature was stirring except...

This painting made Alan Walker stoping walking.

Isn't nature beautiful?

shotgun... wedding

So just a hedgehog getting an X-ray..

10/10 advice, give my guy some friend requests!

For the deniers

But who's pocahontas?

The high alchemist has demanded that all piss be used for potash synthesis

"Just don't mention the war!"

It’s getting out of hand

football = world peace

I salute you all ladies and gentlemen

Merry Christmas guys have a good one!

Old habits...

A wholesome history fact for Christmas Eve...

Emperor Hirohito signing Japan's surrender to the US, 1945

Used in Hinduism and Buddism way before the Nazis did

Small victories.

Is your PC really superior?

I could never. I just couldn’t.

The Simpsons are never wrong.

It can’t be just me

Ok where's my ***ing reindeer

Manatees

I like maps, but wtf is this "M.A.P" . Shoot him again and again