I photoshopped myself to be my own awkward family and sent it out to my friends and family as my holiday card.

Guess i dare you.

insert cartoon bomb falling sound effect here

Who brings you presents?

Who's laughing now ?

Weaklings

Not the worst gift

"I'll kidnap a thousand slaves before I let this nation die"

Go F Yourself!

Does my love of Boba tea fit in?

Yet another year as the last unmarried in the family.

Himalayan pink sea salt

The condition was characterized by slurred speech, tremors, stumbling, in extreme cases, hallucinations, and drinking shitloads of tea.

What should you do in such a situation

sir

The original diss track.

Sea Peoples grindset

You're wonderful in your own way

You meme about vaxxmaxxing, but there's a gigachad actually doing it for money

"Do what you must, I have already won"

One brain cell..

Big boy energy

Oh, dear God, no!

the ideal form of discourse

low effort meme lmao

Jane Austen's making a comeback in 2021

My dad never wanted to spend the money on a new toy after my Woody doll broke as a young child. I present this cursed creation that I spent an unholy amount of time with.

September 1st, 1939 Adolf Hitler playing his first video games that directly caused him to be violent and start WW2.

batman is a little scary

I keep telling my wife this in bed, but she rarely takes the advice

The famous Hellcats

Fall of the Roman empire

woman moment

Denver

yes

When wit wanna show off

Fresh, unpasteurized Sprite

.................

Choose your monster gf

Can't stop the spirit of christmas :)

Aviation explained

Andy Warhol creates the first NFTs

WHAT OTHER SECRETS HAVE THEY KEPT FROM ME

But when do you stop fighting?

A tHoUsAnD yEaRs Of DaRkNeSs

Today, James Webb telescope switched on camera to acquire 1st image from deep space

Wife has run out of ideas.

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Those dang Burgers! [OC]

see the world, kill new and interesting people

Not even going to Count the Republic of West Florida

yes pls

this was a hard year

You're milking the wrong one

i count in kebabs

"The Great Wall was repurposed to keep out Mongolian horse zombies"

Spens his birthday alone

Creativity is contagious pass it on

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Italian would appreciate this

military

Use one object to describe you right now . Me first !

Difference of worlds.

“Shirtception” - My favorite gift every year from my brother. We’re now at level 8

These little spawns of Evil

Found out why my wife is in such a good mood since weeks: she is smokin' crack. So sad.

To the person sitting at our table before us: "Thanks for ruining my day"

Sakura I choose you!! Do nothing....

Anon marks his territory

italian

meatballs

Give my country a little love, will you?

Shout out to the dumbass who posted this

Call for firefighting services

I can't even stomach reading it

Need to build those antibodies

Ok, which of you did this

You'd be surprised how much Al-Andalus depended on tax revenue from the the Jizya.

Went to see the fam for Xmas and had heartburn. "There's some Tums in the medicine cabinet." The ***?!?

I swear I heard Portugal crying while I was making this.

Nuclear Curry ⊙﹏⊙

Intelligent people learn from others' mistakes.

Big maturity PP

…

Naïveté

They probably don't care

Someone rearranged the chocolates…

They don't even say goodbye!

Only the best

Even though I don’t own a gun

Thats... why im here

Ask Eastern Europe how it went

Maybe it's a string of pokeballs

Brmo belimve me :)

Remember to flip off china.

We'll fill the tomb's superstructure with sawdust and sand, and no one will ever know

The most impressive development of two notes in history

Today we celebrate the birth of this man

oops

Wise man from the East