That one word changes the tone of the entire status

My body is ready

Wrong way ?

A bad time to record a video

Did they?

Not sure what I've seen exactly, but it seems like japan....

I didn't know satan had a child

How people in college react to other's failure

Oh really now?

This is what i do when people that i dont like talks with me

Don't Care, Red Bull Guy

Touche

One of the funniest comments ever...

Josef Stalin, the wolverine hearted cereal killer.

Tenacious D

Just Batman being Batman

Sleeping puppy

Professional firefighter

Disco who?

Remember when he was a jackass?

I want to play a game with you...

I laughed so hard at this...

Peter it's ok

I move to the beat.

B*tch, gtfo i've got math to do

Pretty much sums up my life.

Guys, we have to totally rethink our escape strategy.

Ghost-anus has a point

They really should.

Hell on Earth

When gf got some kinky idea during sexytime

This is Deliciously racist.

They see me rollin'....

How low can you go?

I got this sh*t

FPS Sun

Who would that be?

It's just that powerful ...

Obviously

We meet again...

Love me some Quadra kills

When you arrive too late at a party...

Popemon!

When I can't remember something and I suddenly realise it.

That's how you spend them

Good friends, you say? ;)

Subtlety: it's not for everyone!

Wi-fighting

The Empire is coming

Art? This is art!

Mother of Cosplay!

Oh, Tumblr...

Always wear a cap when being at a firing range. Bullet casings are fukken hot.

Bad luck

The only guy I could think of while seeing this ...

Indeed

Who wouldn't want to explore this?

Epic wife prank

Gandalf

Soo hardcore

Realistic Powerpuff Girls

How to choose which OS to use

Just a flesh wound

That's a bike cover

On Top!

I wonder why.

If you're not Hitler, you have no right to judge Hitler

Leaked photos of the PS4

Grandpas first internet time

'dem russians

You're dead, bro..

Just passing through

Thanks traffic light, you're too kind

True that

Too forward ?

Well....you can't blame him.

When Google Maps isn't working and my wife asks me if I know where I'm going

It's like he waited his whole life for this moment

U so funny

Even youtube does it.

Take that, Atheists!

And kids , this is how torrents work ...

Never go to bed angry...

Oh well.. okay then

Actually, Ill stand over there

This is all you need to know

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiings

Shiiieeet.

The rocks are lava!

Maybe they need more 'freedom'

Freakin' Australia

When i found out a secret about someone and that person doesn't know that i know

Cat crash

This bird get's all the chicks!

Got what she deserve

Sources in the comments

An armadillo lizard, also known as a BABY DRAGON!!!!!

Yes, thank you

Hit and Run, bro

What time is it? It's race time.