Why would you believe me? Because I am honest.
New Worker at Apple
online toxicity is poggers
As yes,same sex attraction, straight people things
Where da hoes at?
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We have two identical dogs, Jake and Daisy, to help us tell them apart quickly we draw eyebrows on Jake.
He Had Me at “every STAR WARS movie”
Adam Sandler pitches his new movie script to producers
A twi'lek from Star Wars.
While redoing my floors, I decided to play a pank on the next owners who do renos
no dancing lizard this time
My company's vaccination area
First steam locomotive evolves from sea to land
An old mattress owned by Elvis Presley , sold after a night of Chipotle to some fans 1961
Pepe/apu a day - 14 the ship
kittens are so sweet
Do we even need to ask that question?
78% on rotten tomatoes
anyone been dealing with this a lot lately?
I'm curently stuck in a broken train how ironic is that ? :(
God empress of mankind
They hated me because I spoke the truth
My wife sat on a towel, I think the towel was mad about it.
This is what the numbers mean
Omi-god, I can’t take it anymore
It's very unfunny, stop please.
Damn straight I fap to chess
*sniffs* Is Nice
my back its kinda...
Yes no funny
finland is going to war in "2 more weeks"
You have just enjoyed one of Other's paintings.
Rome sacked by the Visigoths, 24 August 410
Huh, this is nice
Get em Sandy
Not that I'm complaining, Tohru's cute here!
Sign I saw in the Virgin Island
Well it's Groundhog Day, again
Ain’t no problem
My brother uh…in the pool
debate me libtard
there maybe few exceptions, but it's still very few.
Yay I can't wait to be beaten by my husband when he gets home from work because I overcooked his meatloaf
Known to have Zhuge balls, this guy
They say I'm weird when i do this :(
I attempted to take a pic with all 3 of my cats
How do you view life?
Damn they right
My Mom comforts my Dad after he accidentally stepped on a lego
Also, I need a spotter
Nice c0ck bro
Wish someone would have told me earlier
USA not America , Russian not German ,
"Professionals have standards"
Bill Clinton not having sexual relations with that woman
cant waut for the next ep
In total, over 8 million horses perished during the war.
Or movies I've already watched 100p times
when trees start speaking german
Excerpt from a RAF training manual
Gotta love Ricky
What's your poison? Mine's this
Cold War F.R.I.E.N.D.S
and they say what is in name.
Sorry guys but this is hilarious
Precursors to Romeo and Juliet
p u m p
just get a cactus
The return of the dumpster fire
Every goddamn time..
Jesus take the wheel
Young DJ Khaled looks just like Adam Sandler & Drake's lovechild.
What a difference 27 years can do
We lied. And we'll ***in do it again.
You know who else is dead
I miss the silent mode switch
Art, also called Evolution
Woohoo was hoping you'd say that
Anton LaVey founds the Church of Satan
It's not much, but it's honest work