New Worker at Apple

online toxicity is poggers

As yes,same sex attraction, straight people things

Where da hoes at?

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We have two identical dogs, Jake and Daisy, to help us tell them apart quickly we draw eyebrows on Jake.

He Had Me at “every STAR WARS movie”

Adam Sandler pitches his new movie script to producers

A twi'lek from Star Wars.

While redoing my floors, I decided to play a pank on the next owners who do renos

no dancing lizard this time

My company's vaccination area

First steam locomotive evolves from sea to land

An old mattress owned by Elvis Presley , sold after a night of Chipotle to some fans 1961

Pepe/apu a day - 14 the ship

kittens are so sweet

Do we even need to ask that question?

Based

Hourly Rates

78% on rotten tomatoes

anyone been dealing with this a lot lately?

I'm curently stuck in a broken train how ironic is that ? :(

God empress of mankind

They hated me because I spoke the truth

My wife sat on a towel, I think the towel was mad about it.

This is what the numbers mean

Omi-god, I can’t take it anymore

It's very unfunny, stop please.

Damn straight I fap to chess

*sniffs* Is Nice

my back its kinda...

Yes no funny

…

finland is going to war in "2 more weeks"

Ssssssiiiipppppppp mmmmmmm

You have just enjoyed one of Other's paintings.

Rome sacked by the Visigoths, 24 August 410

Huh, this is nice

Get em Sandy

Not that I'm complaining, Tohru's cute here!

Enterprise moment

Sign I saw in the Virgin Island

Well it's Groundhog Day, again

Ain’t no problem

My brother uh…in the pool

debate me libtard

there maybe few exceptions, but it's still very few.

Yay I can't wait to be beaten by my husband when he gets home from work because I overcooked his meatloaf

Known to have Zhuge balls, this guy

 

They say I'm weird when i do this :(

I attempted to take a pic with all 3 of my cats

How do you view life?

Karma Hunter

:-)

   

stonks

Damn they right

My Mom comforts my Dad after he accidentally stepped on a lego

Also, I need a spotter

Would watch/read

Nice c0ck bro

Wish someone would have told me earlier

   

USA not America , Russian not German ,

"Professionals have standards"

Rape time

Bill Clinton not having sexual relations with that woman

cant waut for the next ep

In total, over 8 million horses perished during the war.

Or movies I've already watched 100p times

when trees start speaking german

Excerpt from a RAF training manual

Gotta love Ricky

What's your poison? Mine's this

Cold War F.R.I.E.N.D.S

and they say what is in name.

Sorry guys but this is hilarious

Precursors to Romeo and Juliet

p u m p

just get a cactus

Oof

The return of the dumpster fire

Every goddamn time..

society

Jesus take the wheel

Young DJ Khaled looks just like Adam Sandler & Drake's lovechild.

*Hmm intesifies

What a difference 27 years can do

They're Coming...

We lied. And we'll ***in do it again.

Bear Problems

You know who else is dead

I miss the silent mode switch

Tesla Crash

Art, also called Evolution

Woohoo was hoping you'd say that

Anton LaVey founds the Church of Satan

It's not much, but it's honest work

I'm the bad guy...duh.