Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 503 ✓

Get yourself a big muscle gymrat gf who needs the extra protein

Choose your weapon

Two wrongs don’t make a right

Some of my wife’s clothes require lvl 100 folding and I am only a meager lvl 68. Help.

Rance

But... this is a cooking show

Leo is based

Incompressible boar noises

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant working on the script for the office

It wasn't an issue during the beta..

Ah yes, B.C

Microsoft has a large pp

Saw this article and just had to do it.

God I hate water addicts

The first use of red circles in a photo to catch your attention, and highlight absolutely nothing of value . November 22 1963

They are inevitable

The Great Stink - 1858

very creative names

*Sad Venera 8 noises*

I can just mop it , don't scream ....

glow in the dark

In Boba Fett, one of the droids is a grown man in a rain barrel. This is in reference to Star Wars fans who cry buckets of tears every time a new Star Wars comes out.

literary history for y'all

Ladies and Gentlemen, my wife.

Manga superiority

I'll have the special

Still folded Daki like an omelette

Double standards

Good thing I put my wipers up before this snowfall.

k e b a b

Wait, who the hell will pay the fine?

Knit knit knit till you eat

*Panic

I do not recognize the bodies in the mosh pit I do not recognize the bodies in the mosh pit

This is why I visit the Chruch regularly.

He couldn't even remember writing Cujo.

You cannot escape Barbara

Shrek Forever After

Not Alexander the Great's greatest moment.

Life hax

Why would you bite a spider?

that's all i know too

babies

it was called Immurement the punishment of sealing a person into a wall forever

oof

The classic dense MC

Wear your mask Armin ,.

Politics comes naturally with alcohol.

Time To Get My Ass Kick

9 out of 10 european empires does not recommended World War

Soviet soldiers beware

Standards

Computers are made of rocks

I just randomly thought of this

NEZUKO-CHAAAN

Me, having aligned all my chakras

Dudder is love

i dont like where this is going

If only you could see her personality...

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Did she add the h later?

Marin definitely best contender for Waifu of the Season!

Vaxxed VS Unvaxxed

Airport security before everything went to shit

This is a joke, it is not made to offend anyone who it should not.

Fortunate son intensifies

Fresh from source!

My friend's daughter made this for MLK day

:-)

Seriously, they're everywhere

Title of my post

I choose #2

A new one has appeared

You said how I got your address?

Mario coin sound

The only way to win is to not play.

Had my house’s HVAC ducts cleaned and they found something the prior owner left behind…

The more I learn about this Hitler fellow the less l like him

My GF's cat is recovering from surgery

Many know the struggle

pvz

My friend lives alone, this is his utensil drawer.

Real Gigachads

Wishes can come true, but only if you have enough money to bend the rules to your will

It's always the "cousins"

society

Better get out the board games….

Did he always wear a cross around his neck??

A tasty way to do it!

Why does antagonist always get a nerf when siding with protagonist?

If you cut corners, bad things happen, it’s as simple as that

   

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River Styx

Depression Makes this meme funnier.

“Russia is about to invade Ukraine” in the news

Of course you are Falco, let's get you back to bed

Is this a JoJo reference?

remember to put your wipers up so they don't freeze