My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I'm not even mad, this is genius!

And for his owners too.

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s Brenda, from today, after I asked what county she was in.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 519 ✓

I developed an anaphylactic shellfish allergy last month at age 41. I’m pretty pissed about it, but my medical alert bracelet makes me smile.

sad

An opening ceremony of a new public school in USA, 2017

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka?

Well they thought they were chinese soo..

Never stoppin

It just makes u look like "im not like other girls" but a weeber version

Vegans are annoying.

AYO BINGUS REQUIEM

Do it if you want to know somesing

Alfred von Schlieffen planning for a two front war.

Greedy Movie Makers

god

Marin's First Evolution

test

gürenıa

Finally a remake I can watch

honk posting

Pregnant Meme Emoji

Resignation Letter

Twitter

You're just realising this now?

Bully Garfield, lol.

Vegetable posting

Deer Jesus

Suspension = holiday

Bri'ish

My brother who lives a few states away sent me a letter through the mail

pizzatime

Be careful, you can die from loss of blood!

I am a sucker for red heads

h.l

jack

It's complicated.

Bye friend’s

Secret service be like...

12000000 copyright strikes

Tired hr is tired

part of the plan

Pretty

   

pepe

ADD

Here I go killing again..

I Am Free

seat

I offerd you friendship and you spat in my face

No you won't, Komi-san

They werent as big but they were first

:-(

The. Best. Tuesday. Ever!

Throwback to not so long ago 2015, old pic of 1994 Steve hunted a Triceratops down

it's a beautiful nail, isn't it?

Hell naww

St George just trying to help the dragon

Its like seeing rain in the desert whenever the lewd waifu is wholesome

And Afghanistan but that was recently.

That is a nice socialist leaning elected government you got there

"Shut up, you're damn annoying" -Jotato to some girls

That there's some Loony Tunes bullshit

Having mixed feelings about joining this GYM

Kroger in Greenfield, Indiana out of well, everything, really!

Little Caesars ‘The Batman’ pizza.

The World hasn't seen enough crazy yet

I asked my husband to buy some cheap plastic drinking cups so that we don’t always have to drink from glass cups and potentially break them while handling them. This is what he bought…

Oi oi oi oi! Am I seeing things?

The devil sounds like a talented dude

Big tech congressional hearings

This time I will beat you

Gay = bad...

Cronchy

strange

Yes, steam reviews are braille images

How things can change

How it started and how it's going

Best use of this template I think.

whats yalls type?

I got excited for the date today, but realized it wasn't the day

This is the kinda energy we need

booba

I aint dying in no trench

Imagine the poor wagie who had to press that button four times

Rule 34 Emmy_the_Robot

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Seriously..... just pick one and keep it.

Oh, I can't wait for the laughs.

It ain’t much to understand

2-day is a special day

Anon meets a fembot

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 518 ✓

Can someone tell me what’s going on over there?

Amazon workers attempt to unionize, 2000

freeception

Every. Darn. Time.

Suschi

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