Did you know that every Bic pen has chemical tracer formula unique to that one pen?

the egg that I was going to boil to eat just eliminated my appetite

Just getting ready for the big day tomorrow

reject gandalt, embrace modernity

Unit 731 is ***ing scary

Jennifer Lopez gets engaged for the 4th time

Pepe/apu a day - 38 Luck

brazil

So I came up with this silly thing, it makes more sense now!

On a Scale of one to Childhood friend in a Vanilla Hentai how ***ed are you

wrong of way

Imma bout’ to toast the toast and there’s nothing you can do about it.

That comment.. Savage!

My fiancé and I tested our teeth marks in the butter…neither match. This does confirm someone bit the butter though…

I’ll be gay for a second

I suppose everyone has done this.

Is the Olympic freestyle jump happening next to a nuclear power plant?!

Tried to take a cute picture of my sons, but the oldest decided to go to another dimension

You’re all wrong

Jif > WebP

"Uncle, you are the drunken sailor."

I gave my computer Alzeimer's

grass

If you take them in the other order, you get stuck in VRChat instead

We came for a jar of pickles.

Found this gem while looking thru my old FB posts

The Solar System Gang

I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in the butter…

One of life's most important choices

***

This really gives you wings!

I wish i was a japanese.

remember atheism is having no religion

Based? Based and soypilled

Im still angry!!!!!!!

Ancient philosophers be like.

Tryna bring this format back

Seems simple enough..

Cyrus the Great is great for a reason

It's the perfect place for a penal colony that's what

Vegan whack-a-mole

I have 2 sides

jfk

I can't sleep until I finish this

blaster

The slavic urge to put dill in literally everything

samurai

Sad Swiss noises

Only worth $83 billion now. Thoughts and prayers…

Exacly.

With our anniversary coming up, I made my wife this card. We met on OKCupid.

Boering story anyway.

> open hugelol >stare at memes

For all old weebs

What we can't do that who decided that

Welcome to the slave trade ***

There are no original ideas

csmon go

Anon solves life, some robot upgrades his formula

Amomalocaris Gang!

***

because pandas are cute and i want to pet them

Equality amirite

When someone says there better at something than the gods boom curse

scary

every masterpiece has its cheap copy.

This is what I mean lol

Finally, something worth reading

not SANIC

A pro move

She's the most powerful waifu in existence.

oh, the door

waiting, till a worthy opponent arrives

Finally managed to build a house of cards with all 52 cards!

What band are they?

Best marketing strategy

Alexander definition of countermeasures

Glory to Caesar’s legion

And my eggs!

do it hard

Damn.....daaaaaamn

How to get laid

society

Portugal imported c. 5.5 million slaves compared to the others 5.1 million

My DoorDash driver sent the confirmation photo.

I have been watching tea being brewed for the last 73 hours

You wake up with the same cute girl from the dream saying “hi honey".

Its all coming together~

Why they had to do him like that lol

The vodkin dead

all about dem pennys

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

breh

pain

Cicero vs. Catilina

At least they didn't play with snakes

King Faisal mega chad.

Has to be done

Victorious

Trojan war but opposite