The honkening

Waiting for the alarm to fall asleep after the alarm

i'm livid

Thanks, Apple. I’ll let her know.

Me irl hahah

Ahh that feeling

grandpa

Such a tragic loss

Accurate

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I just love cats

con

Hello Gordon Freeman

Samwise the Chad

Spartans respect old people because if you got old in Sparta that means you survived every war you fought.

Prof actually put this on the neuro slides

Met

Backward....

First utility bill

People play "Floor is Lava" in Pompeii,

The Good Old Red, White, and Blue going after the Red, White, and Blue

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I'll just take them off, it's ok...

Teen translation

chadsus

crab

deterrent

Female Detected, Opinion Obliterated

finally a good surprise

Hello. Yes. Okay. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. Ok. Ok. Ok. Bye.

Jesus dies for our sins, yet again. 2016

happy little accident

boom

Abraham Ortelius proposes 'continental drift' as an explanation for the coastline similarity of America and Africa

megamind

Imagine drinking soda everyday.

"Any last words, monkey? You know, besides gurrgle gurrgle."

Colors of power

Oh the misery

crypto

Why Sun sama?

   

First time for everything, I guess.

You'll know where this is going by the 6s mark lmao

Sads

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Aaaand time for migration!

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 536 ✓

She’s not taking anything under 5 inches

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What Were You Expecting !

Just as long as we ignore the Helots

very sus

To me?

Nofap

endo

lat

Europeans when they find something they didn’t build

hugefisherman

Obama

Goth

No one can blame you, Paisen

Every 4 years

Everybody gangsta until napoleon gets the throne

Spooky

Britain, circa 1750

I'm gonna die.

hehe headmaster

Sith

Thanks Heinrich Schliemann, it's not like we needed 9 different Troys anyway

How good is your luck?

A random bishop talking to the Pope, 1291

Poor thing

Zeus…need I say more?

And a big one

24/7 grandparent cuddles

Dog owners vs cat owners

Surprised someone hasn't memed this already

At least he wasn’t as bad as Hitler and Mussolini, right?

Logan is still Relevant

We did a little trolling.

I hate when people act like saw an alien as soon as the mentally disabled person speaks.

Xi Jinping purges corrupt party official

8 year olds...

You made it bro

Lets gooooooo!

Give him a cracker Jeremy!

Literally 1985

Ask me any maths question and I'll give you the wrong answer!

Dandadan

lainah how dare you

Please forgive my mind at 1AM in the morning.

The Meta Multiverse

Definitely not me right now...

*results may end in homelessness

snip snip mf

My wife just got a label maker

Can I get a cheers?

You literally can't even disagree, you're using it right now

Based on a true story when researching my family tree