Every time I take my glasses off in bed I lose them for a minute

This ***tus

yes and i´m proud of it

Kabedon reversal

Good guy Stalin

Door gang or wheels gang?

Not the Michael Jackson plz

I don't see a difference, so why?

Oh well its not like we can do anything about that

unreal

wtf did i just find in my uncle's house bro

can't find the uncensored copy

we finna wake up like to this

wait, i cannot comprehend this high

hard-o-boiled

Worse than friendzone?

Well this took a sudden turn

Talk about good timing!

Damn it, I really want to cosplay this character

Surprise freedom

Local weather wind gauge. “Gone Forever” is pretty brisk.

yes

it was in hiter times

always

The 90s were pretty crappy for almost everybody outside the US and Canada

A new measure system

Rolled on the thighs of young virgins

before

and then he did it

Just break your phone's display

Madlad Hannibal

phrase

I'm Stepan and I'm tired of all this shit

Orbit

Flatten the curve

My sister’s photo of her yoga class’ warmup looks like the aftermath of a mass cult suicide.

My grandfather put a mirror in my bathroom for me

Nice mass

They truly love to spread their wings

Capitalists Karl"

It still baffles me these people exist

we do a little international conflict

Local sign while walking to work today.

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat you

See it’s not all bad.

For years I thought Eminem looked like a moron for never smiling. I stand corrected.

I get sidetracked easily.

***s.

when long tongue

i like fruit

their biggest mistake

Meanwhile in an isekai...

First color photograph Jupiter. 1991.

Greeks be like

Failing upwards.

Allied Armored Vehicles Landing on Normandy Beaches - June 6, 1944

And that's how Hispanic Americans were born

Sneak 101

In honor of all Australians, New Zealanders, Canadians, Indians and so many more, who fought against Nazi Germany.

The Angriest Peep

yum

it's daddy

brah

Feels

Can you Just... 5 MINUTES, ONLY 5 MINUTES

I am legend? More like we are fücked!

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 552 ✓

Spood

Humm carrrrrrssssss

My kid got suspended from school for this today.

ed nigma

I love words of affirmation…

El Diablo

Cities

I asked my 17 year old Son what he wanted to eat for breakfast.

Schizoposting

Yiis

propane

Free

run

gotem

a little bit of

i would

I was having a conversation with a friend. Turn around and his dog was paying attention better than a kid.

chad Dalton

Finding end game items at the beginning of the game

New section at Home Depot!

***

\(°~°)/

Do it!

"oops, goofy me"

Realism

It's over

I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their reboots

The ***ers are now demanding to change location

:'( RIP Billy

Counting.

King

I wanted tacos, not a street gang in my kitchen.

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