tfw no cashier hand touching

Higher density cities? How about no?

If Shinji got his breastmilk straight from the tits.

I'm sure none of this was creepy in the slightest

"Also there is no war"

I be summoning demons

sex

Getting out of a conversation excuse generator

***

They laughed at John Cleese, but who's laughing now?

Sheeple

Which one is the conspiracy theorist though?

Realistic Horror movies

Full of cat shit

*left on read again*

One Lonely Night

Never change Facebook, never change.

Not so brave now are you?

It actually fell off the edge

Watch out friendly fire is on!

"UK, I know what we're gonna do today!"

milk

Haha..they are evil

Remember: Don't shred bombs with your paper shredder!

the romanian way

moist

Ukrainian farmers strike again

Hugelol moment #14 - Null isn't fond of the geh

Turkey mediates between Ukraine and Russia, .

It's a tie

boomers vs. zoomers

Play this at your next friends gathering

:0ㅤ

Srs

Best comeback I've ever heard.

This sign at my local pharmacy, London

Construction of Great Pyramid of Giza begins, 4500 BC

Two personalities

I photoshop animals into random objects. I felt particularly inspired this morning.

Never mind

Finally

Turning Death

Bob and sink boys

cringe

***

I see a donkey, maybe i don't have a brain.

This is Michelle... Her friends call her Shelly.

Damn. You can't just call out half of HL like that.

Every drop matter

sys

No cookies for you

Nice

OMW

True

Oil to banana, noting is safe from inflation

Eboy

Maybe that's why I don't have friends

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I don’t always party but when I do…

Girls vs Boys locker room.

Ah, The Girlfriend.

That’s why lil Russian guy got mad

based of a tru story, but not in dollars

May God smite my enemies

super hot

Ah yes, the peacemaker

French President Emmanuel Macron in La Providence High School meeting his wife Brigitte Marie-Claude Trogneu for the first time.

How can I even compare?

You can only pick one.

HZD baited gamers into revealing they've never been with a woman

Girls at sleepovers

Behind every tiktok video is hours of cringe

Lost generation

love you guys

Teddy Roosevelt rides his War Raptor, Emma in Cuba. 1898.

Change is a good thing…

You See!

something important

British and German soldiers play football during the Christmas Truce

Balkan posting continues

"Cortana, what the hell are we looking at?"

She belongs to the streets

Slice of Life anime be like

My friend egg’d my windshield

new fear unlocked ✨

Whatever floats your boat I guess

Went to a friend's house and his mom is a staunch Christian. She has a picture of Jesus up in her living room, but I thought it looked like a certain celebrity...

this church sign I passed on a back road today

I mean, as far as justifications go, at least the Romans were practical

oh no... he is a menace

Don't pretend like you never did this then giggle with your friends about it

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 565 ✓

my favourite part of the "The Godfather" is when his moustache turns into a tree

Truest shit I've ever heard.

Doing the kessel run since before Star Wars

All meme formats are just hundred year old reposts.

1 bluehead tho...

I made a new friend recently

DC and their gritty reboots.

Maybe because North Korea doesn't have oil