they'll do literally anything not to date me

Slap that water

haha i´m short but i can call her a manlet

Small Willie Style

kings

***

true

.u.

cum in the name of piss

They harden in response to physical trauma

PSY - Gangnam Style

???

list

based

it's da moon

never

meowjaks

twins

Please sir, my pinecone has autism

a match

With a full arsenal of Jada Jokes, Mike Tyson already set to host the 2023 Oscars!

Will Rock U

Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too

Apparently, people are petitioning to have Ricky Gervais host the Oscars next year.

World reacting to the french revolution in 1789

Kim Jong Un Rips a Cheeky Fart

I’m a viking

Probably my last one

not him for once

He knows what the internet is up to

monks

Oscars After Party:

Will Smith after the Oscars

kinda wholesome

"I sure hope I get a hero's welcome like my dad after WW2... Why are all these people throwing stuff at me and calling me a murderer?"

courtesy

they are number 1 in my heart

it's just some dust tho

Jackie Kennedy in Dallas, Texas,

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Seems like a lifetime of events ago.

Sugartits

no one watched with ads lets be real

Man, I just woke up. Don't cancel me.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 572 ✓

Kaguya got some good competition

Western anime community really be looking for any excuse to pirate

Apollo 11 pose for picture on a warm day without helmets, 1969

Will Smith filming Ali

It's still hot and steamy

he is

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you will look right here.

PAIN

Yeah

Strange sounds

evil

“Keep my wife’s name out your ***ing mouth!” “You should focus on keeping Jaden’s friends outta hers’

The moment the nukes launched

Knew there was a reason for the open hand

I skipped the Oscars. Did I miss anything?

Oscars 2022 are lit.

My wife was hungover and I had a work function, so this is the best I could do .

save the earth

Couple of guys that were up to no good

the hall

men

I've been out of town working for 2 weeks and my wife didn't do any dishes. After over a hour, I got to the bottom of the pile.

After all the toast I made them... I gave them the best years of my life

You are who you choose to be

Let’s all be friends, k?

You go, I stay

It is…acceptable

They will never run out of work.

Not every fairy tale has a happy ending... but this one does.

no bananas though

Welcome to Utah!

a man of focus and will

T_____T

hihihi

he gets it

This meme was also """stolen"""

we do a little trolling

It's a few hundred years too early for pirates

based

Mako takes these things very seriously

***

Cat caught cheating on a test

Hehe

Putin's worst nightmare

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Tell me more about this Dog Man Comix

***

Since 2009

In conclusion, I am not ok

O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Jurisdiction

Daily dose of cringe

Flexin', flexin', try to exercise

SSSELF

Wooden pickaxe doesn’t have a long lifespan