"I'm not the Messiah "~ his face

learned it the bitter way

Sep 9th :)

Thought of this while deciding which to use

Work of art, Canada

Huh, so that's why Bleach was cancelled back then

I've been lied to

Fishing this, fishing that, why can't we get the same appreciation for agricultural advice?

they finally ***ing did it

The Day Chewbacca Shaved

I feel like this is more interesting.

Daughter lost her lost tooth. Guess the tooth fairy does things differently these days.

unlucky amy

I need more TP for my bunghole

Ahh yes, the first black president

Can’t wait to see these guys in concert…

My view of caesar's bust

Of all places to blow into the toy, they had to choose there

((((MILK THE GOCONUT))))

inb4 source

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Time to break out the patio set

It didn't work out too well

Buzz off, Rachel. Jade is a real one!

For April Fools, I did the ol’ switcheroo with yogurt and watched my students gaze in disgusted horror as I casually ate during class.

Bought a bottle of Snapple today, got this.

lol

Sophocles writes his first Greek Tragedy,

trans flag going at it.

We were always taught Excel in our computer class

Based on my first job interview

My friend got to Ireland a couple hours ago and immediately sent a snap of someone just carrying a swan out of a park

your so sexy aha

Why indeed?

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Yea

Can't really stop ya until after as long as you don't blab.

I can't believe that actually sounds like a sneeze

um what do i do?

Gregposting

Not exactly the most... heteronormative culture

Aharen-san anime has allot of meme potential... and I have been having trouble sleeping

A gift from the past

Komi-cat

She isn't here for the movie

Imagine typing, reviewing, and sending this to someone

Humor too good for a bot

based

Australian tank troops arriving in Europe to assist the british army

It isn't over yet

Yeah that'll show 'em

my tank now

My one edgy post of the month. Doing it early this time.

Umm

british girls and british cuisine are both disgusting

haha yes

NOT THE TEA!!

badly want to creampie someone

But I consider as you are a Clan Leader

I'm more of a zeppelin guy myself

Ah dammit. I loved mayo

Split your lungs with blood and thunder

Komi can't communicate in a nutshell

Making Aharen-san memes for every new episode 1

serbia, also known as the place where all the war criminals come from

Elevator sign in UES Manhattan

The new flag of Canada

My college physics professor

Google carcinisation, y'all

Weird….

Greatest traffic ticket

White people dont like spicy food... pfft

I have so much regret about my career choice

Found some sage advice

perv

April Fool’s Day

Literary 1984

My “treat” for the other teachers today.

I was trying to buy a wallet.

Impostor!

…

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They aren’t wrong with this one

You alright Americans?

Why’s that guy always smiling?

Divorce.

behold my people

Cat Stevens contemplates converting to Islam

Abolishing Child Labour Was A Mistake

Duct tape can be used for anything

Smol criminal

My 11 year old daughter's April Fools joke on us. She hid the toilet paper and replaced it with masking tape.

Taking applications

that's very accurate

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unamused staring intensifies

Donuts at work today!

Mario

Starbucks having fun on April Fools.

Will Smith researching the cure for his wife’s baldness, Dec 14th 2007.