Trump's first tweet on returning to Twitter, 2015 + 7

My neighbor installed his new mailbox today

Recently divorced. Starting over again. She took everything. Wish me luck guys

SRF

Any idea what will happen if I use this mid-week?

Life As a Vampire

***ers went everywhere so I won't be surprised

advice can't be applicable

What I ordered VS what I received

zombie proof

Houston USPS services boxes with trimmed bushes

An unnamed legend

a hole

Paris is a country

At the Waffle House

sky god

shitpost

***

pause

like that one video

song

squirrels are too op, nerf them

þruma

dew it

Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show

yes

They can’t even be nice about it.

And comment ''What da dog doing?''

rat boy

yeah

Jon ain’t no one to F’ wit

Man of his word.

either John Kent is stupid, or just an ***

What's the end game of tail chasing?

I just wanted to open a can of hot dogs...

If you weren't forced into a coal mine as an 11 year old, thank your local labor union.

A reasonable explanation

it's gonna be awesome

Whoever invented HEIC format should be pushed into an active volcano

Mr. Free Speech in action

***

Hmmmmm

It's finally gonna happen!

big brain

Great start but bad ending

Please take good care of yourself.

Right after dumping some car batteries with the boys

Before and after

realFootage

The forest where Home Depot sources their 2x4s

Please, leave your carrots outside

you can?

soup

it's fun to be a coomer

Every single time it's like this.

Why would you do it us :(

That dog was as gentle with that egg as an orthodox Christian is with them on Easter

i tell you hwhat

Like sibling

Go ahead, prove me wrong

Isn't this a good design?

I wonder what he has to say

New Kids on the Block 1989

Accurate

Based Doc

Accurate

Dragon ball took this meme to another level

ol' Teddy

shit just went from unlimited power to i'm too weak

When salazar

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 600! ✓

Yor Supremacy

sad sad future

***

Semper Fi, my friends

There is no stopping this ride

Everything will be fine

Soydog vs chadcat

Must have been the wind

dads

most users of this group

lore

Sanji’s training

2 gallons of gas be like

best kind of girl

I think my HOA wants to fight me.

The more knives, the more successful the assassination will be, right?

i have been deceived

It’s especially bad when I play grand strategy games.

she didnt expect that one coming huh

the favored security routine

Ma heart, ma gandhi

yes

My boy Elon

crystal

it’s actually an aspen

No shower speedrun any% no glitches

   

Yea..

It still works