And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who don't just give a *** like me [...]
The art of the deal
Such meaning conveyed
Biblically Accurate pick up line
Who knew she was carrying the show all along?
Where is your manager?
Kid will poop on hamster
my sons pre-k graduation photo
Incel wants to be a breeder
I made a twenty-something’s bachelor pad. 1:18 scale
OK, you're old, but are you so old?
Is there any other better way?
My rmfather has had a lot more time on his hands since he retired. My mom walked into the bathroom to find this staring at her.
Found this on another sub, I think it belongs here.
The kid is a realist.
Should've never get out of bed
Amber Heard school of acting
Not as horrible as it appears
Let’s get some 90s attitude going.
Poetry of a genius
I bet Harry Butts had a rough childhood
A mother teaching her young how to lie in court
Flying Jelly God things
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
Sounds like a great job
Sandwiches in my wife's break room.
The worst enemy of my nails
She's got an appointment coming up.
Trump better sell his stocks
Been watching my neighbors war with a woodpecker for the past year.
Just a couple days later, he invented LSD, 1955.
The Winner is????
Amber is a monster
Not sure what I did to annoy Mother Nature, but…..
Th' Goo' Ol' Time'
This made me laugh idk
I'd say they are still asleep tbh
I believe in Kaifuku supremacy
But I am useless
Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 611 ✓
Damn you post launch maintenance
Bought a $200 bed... chooses the floor instead.
Don't touch my garbage!
Parked my truck next to this car today
Mom, I'm scared
Anya in her natural habitat
dad jokes are the best
Can we accept him ?
Every day I walk past the anime meme communities and tell them just what I think of them!
also Kek players
Germany signs the Treaty of Versailles
Tell your sins to Father dudder so he may cleanse them
1st day at Twitter office
The sheer loyalty of this one artist drawing only C.C and Lelouch fanart for 14 years
you forgot one ingredient
The time is not far away...
It's hard to make friends
i have certain tastes
Izumi you traitor
affirmative action can be based?
racism = funny = loud noises
He atleast asked me
Starting rebellion in China 101
Some sand art only
Getting a job
The resemblance is... uncanny
"In the end, the door of the jail was dynamited and breached. The barricaded deputies—some with injuries—surrendered, and the ballot boxes were recovered".
2000 years too soon
Amber Heard pooping on Johnny Depps bed
Metro be like:
Spy family dynamic
No more happy cactus
This would have come in handy many times.
The real Confederate flag
The faces she makes just reminded me of the Sims
Captain Islam it is
I don’t know how I found one with cookies in it, but they’re gone now. What do I do with this? It feels illegal to throw these away…
Quentin Tarantino hits puberty