Awake the ancient one

My wife has always said I look miserable on rollercoasters. After a recent visit to Orlando, turns out she's right.

And we thank them for it

I'm gonna regret making this meme but still...

He is Kung Fuhrer

murica

qqq

So technically, Loid is a...

Fierce defender of blasphemy

ramen

lil snarl

Vending Machine.

gains baby

I hope he was just joking

based brother

Who need they citrussy ate

Young People

some of you

fun-tism

semit

My brother in Athena you built the cave

Just drink some water

Christian Bale costume test for Batman Begins

Invention of NTFs

>not even Argentina smh my head

GENTLEMEN

knightmare

landlords get rekt

Portuguese Drax

sand

I know a few could relate

Anya: "People are Trash"

Soldiers of the Coca cola private army prepare to fight the pepsi marines

Curiosity kills the cat. They hate what's inside because they don't understand it

badass anime girls gotta be my favorite gender

What a living disgrace

BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

checkmate

Revolutions start in the stomach

he's tired of this meme

The first Phonetic Alphabet 1888

It's gonna be called the Nelsonian era when he's done with him

They were just friends. Right?

We did it, English is no longer a barbarian language

Just happened to me a couple hours ago...

retired from living

Well, I can always start a career as a dictator

boys will be boys

Did this in Response to that, "Can Anya beat Goku tho?"

Big ladies

statisitics

You can't even tell him to get a life because he already lived it..

Dog wandered 2 miles from home and jumped in bed with his new family

The four horses of Heraldry

Retail wants to remind what's important.

One of the most important moments of our time. Winona Rider at the 2017 SAG awards

uhhhaaa

Nobody cares about Warsaw

tom sus

Sleep well, Frozen Pizza... I shall protect you.

Australia after the guns ban

wad

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were "delivered to a family member directly"

Nobel prize is Nobel prize tho

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 616 ✓

So much for discrete, eh

My wife's either dangerous, horny or dangerously horny when she's drunk, so my money's on the wife.

no way to live

I only recently found out that there are people who actually liked this show

Clear as he could make it

Do you all ask names?

That "hehe" did it for me

I'm searching for a sentimental gift for my daughter on her wedding day. Etsy gets my sense of humor but my wife would gut me.

What’s more hipster than a bicycle? Presenting... the Gr***

Two Aharens

All those stoic books and homoerotic poems, lost forever.

Yor mama is Yor mama

Annex the syrup country

we're at this phase now

Keep reading...

From an angry family chat after wife and I babysat our 7 year old niece. Technically she's right.

beginning of the French Revolution

Well that’s one thing that i can’t make tighter

It varies by state and even by district

The perfect woman doesn't ex-

Eisenhower telling Zhukov that he just drank Coca-Cola and he has about 5 seconds left as a communist

Have faith in Buddha McDonald. Free burgers for everyone.

What a brilliant story-

It's just a parade in your honour

The Winter War revisionism needs to stop

so v elegant

It wasn't that effective tho

Actually happened today

Expecto Petroleum

Baltics can't catch a break

sek

the forbidden flag

"What about me?"

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Cheesee Whey, Apple Pomace and Beet Sugar made Fanta back in the day.