The Onion made me sad today

Shinji, it’s morbin time

It gotta be like that

So Costco apparently doesn't re-take membership card photos if you sneeze

weird allies

This is my therapy making inappropriate memes about events I don’t know how to process.

thanks ಥ‿ಥ

mass killers after and before the 20th century

Title Deliberating...

This sign for a baby changing station

Wife asked for invisible tape. Can’t figure out why she’s mad.

My friend had to wait at TSA for this

My 37 year old friend finally got laid so we went to the clubs to celebrate

they didn't know what they were going to create...

Sarcasm at the best

1,5k Spaniards wouldn't conquer an empire without help of 200k+ natives.

dogging

As a discerning consumer, I appreciate it when products take the time to reassure me.

armies back then were such a madnes for sure

She sure is thrilled

The birth of the feminist movement

Thank you for noticing this notice. Your noticing has been noted.

A friend of mine was in the hospital and had to wait too long to be brought her discharge paperwork before she got restless...

Them Kanye boots just keep getting bigger

This is the first samurai to defend against the mongols that invaded Tsushima

Being creative is the key.

Wait...we're doing what, now??

Recent find in Britain of a Roman inscription dating from around 300 AD, It’s of a penis and says “Secundinus Is An ***”.

It's cold!

meme

Good morbing everyone!

Some things won't be forgotten

Early video of Joe Rogan 1990

But what could it mean hmm...

Why we still here, just to suffer?

ew what hideous boss is that.... wait

BREHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

I think everyone here knows the verdict...

Who rocked it better?

And he...

Cheaper Than Kevlar

I thought it was to give birth to a daughter to avoid being naughty. but my daughter ...

Looking good boys We beat them in style

Damnit brain

American middle school children waiting in line for a bus

I randomly thought of this.

My wife had our bedroom Paris themed. I thought it needed a bit more.

haha loser haha funni

It’s almost as if that kid has lived there the whole time. Even the dog is accepting of him.

C'mon Disney, this is literally what you've been trying to make us like.

American stores preparing for the school year

Fresh Off The Boat

OC: A 10-year-old's Charcuterie

That's how you get more information.

monke moment

Apparently my robot vacuum is on strike. Found it in the bathroom, where it used the doorjamb to shut itself off.

A curious horse

Mmm, clown armpits

Porta potty wisdom.

The hotel I’m staying at must have seen some shit

Never put too much effort in your job... Ever!

big grilling weekend

yeah i work out

why are youtube thumbnails always so horrible brehs

worth brehs

Return of the hunt

works every time

Canne argue with that!

chad moment

On this day 80 years ago.

Operation Valkyrie

What a beaut! 10/10 Pedigree dick veggie

mfs made a 4d chess move right there

a beast

USSR be like

American children preparing to enter elementary school

Noted Honey profiteer and bee enslaver Ray Liotta has died.

Nobody: the history channel at 3 A.M

They really Didn't care huh

the m in her name stands for morbius

"Ey Tony, ain't it weird that the Federal government continued to forcibly sterilize Native American women until after Star Wars came out?"

nice

you see it?

Yozora, atleast wear some panties. Don't be like Dawn

I mean they’re not wrong

sad and lonely

The only response you need.

Its all fun and games till the Swiss roll up!

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 631 ✓

The return to tradition

Approximately $15460.13 spent.

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

American congress passes gun reform. Circa 2016

FTP.

Trader Joe’s opens it’s first branch, 1967

Pikachu is Growing up

Cartoons are life

Mongolians made sure their spouse wasn't related to them

Wait a minute, this isn't my usual hot sauce...