They also don't say "it's morbin time" in this universe.

Peach Tree Dish

This guy decided to do off-road to circumvent traffic jam

K-off

Morbin't

And because you made your character a #361F07 person he is more likely to get shot by cops

What!!

Diet Coke for Dummies

The poor horse just wants a nap

Hard to explain

yea

Americans, haha

Based

Treachery, absolute heresy

Even though they forgot 80% of its content.

When you need more privilege

The war on drugs is over, circa. 1975.

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An absolute menace.

just guys being dudes

Something something take his staff.

> be in jail > cover self in jet fuel > melt down steel beams of jail door > escape

I'M GONNA DURIN'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!

Unpack this

Hector Salamanca is sexy af

just look at the ball

That area between obvious fiction and actual news has disappeared

Macro bind

such a wise man

Told my new apprentice the bubble in my level was running low. Sent him to the store and he came back to this. 50 cents

how to stop hitting cars while parking

This is what pops up if you try to download Star Wars Illegal...

if only germans had this tank in ww2

This makes me smile every time I see this… A oldie but a goodie.

I hope the rest of his day goes well

Hardcore family

cuppa tea?

I promise you guys I don’t have a gambling addiction

Bullying a deaf kid is pretty low

Morboobius

The family post-Memorial Day BBQ

They will always come in handy

Yor just forgor

Poor Leif.

She's not real anyway

Measuring ingredients with volume is f**ked up

baby I'm worth it

Look at all that mithril

Itsa me a spaghetti baba booee

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

Johnny Depp getting himself a megapint of wine

ideologic conflict < lobster

Adolf Hitler at a weekend getaway

Wish I knew then, what I know now

"But the book says..."

Happy Birthday to Rie Kugimiya

Why boss?

Australia presents the world's largest Nazi salute

My friend got married yesterday. All the groomsmen were very excited.

the 2 sides of pets

what a unit

I added some completeness to this doneness meme. I think it works better now

it's quite mind-blowing indeed

Depression be like.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 635 ✓

Farewell yellow

the capybara tank

The Brair siblings

Becky is only light in anya's school

This is what the dogs would do

I can’t help it

I’ll give u 5 bucks if you do this

Florida... ah Florida

Explains the current state in ukraine

A real man's sport

What are you two doing

lel

Always

Gotta get that karma!

Condoms in the baby aisle? Makes sense...

Outmorbed again

May I introduce to you Bin Buddha........the most enlightened of them all

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o => O

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It's dangerous..imagine you might get shot at..

Siscon moment

netflix hire him

Not the pot of gold I was hoping for.

she was careless and yet no one caught her

Don’t mess with the bull

   

laptop is virus free

we're getting old guys

Become a radical alt-centrist

I'm Not Tech Support

Critical failure, timeline altered

Jeff Bezos admires his weekly paycheck

The Child: "don't disturb".

…I believe this applies to minecraft players as well