“I’m ***ing done Brenda, take half of my swamp and the kids, I don’t care, I don’t want this anymore”

Fruit Loops will not be pleased about this.

Can't stand her

Our microwave options sound like rejected superhero names.

Denver Airport owning the crazy

I won’t say their names cause I don’t want spoilers

beta child

Tom Cruise training for his role in Top Gun 1986

Is this the new SpongeBob and Light?

Sigh. My teen stole her first sign last night.

Naruto chinese censorship is wild

Picture of nuns waiting in line for the morning prayer, 1970

Hans, I can hear ze color of ze snow

oh oh

Sir Lancelot invents soccer while waiting for Guinevere in front of her castle

First documentation of a Covid-19 test, circa 1553

Run!

lmao

real table tennis

confessed his crimes in his song and he's surprised he served jail time

First look at the redesigned One Dollar Bill releasing in 2023

boomer moment

one piece two piece

Mustard...

Felt like a king

Are you not entertained!?

"My father will hear about this!"

Jojos really changes a person...

Gaming

Another practical use for WD-40.

Our new jobs in the metaverse.

eBay

bus

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morb

Autismo cat

Not a fan of tests, myself

Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor after reading the script to Revenge of the Sith

Decided to have a little fun with my Colonoscopy by hiding this in my ass crack.

Why not Lubljanja?

Last Supper ruined

Hope I got my ticket..

Dad, what does “Accessibilty” mean?

Every mechanic knows…

dOnT mEsS wItH tExAsS

Donner party, circa 1847

anime industry can be weird sometimes

Scooby-Doo Where Are You! gets launched on BET Network

Jacket

Become ungovernable

Wens Kissmas?

My mower

Cover your mouth

Happy pr*de month

I don't have enough time to crop this post improperly

'Murica

Morbin' time

SuperOmega3 being SuperOmega3

Wife found this while out for a walk.

yor be stating facts

Tactical error

sword test

Ignorance = Bliss

I love the friendship these two have

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Based and bugpilled

it's all downhill from now

Quentin Tarantino vibes

…

based

The Thousand Yard Stare of a US Marine during the Vietnam War

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Anti-Shark Hat

Hmm... i think the sign is trying to convey something

Just wait 'till they hear about Norway's prices

The first Anglo-Japanese Alliance is signed

…

breh

Must have been a nasty shock

Relevant Dad jokes >>>

Yeees

1day at a time

Leather is invented

If not the modern country, then the predecessor they're built upon.

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crops

Maybe he shouldn’t have messed with the lizard

This one might be controversial

Its apparently only violence when someone fights back

Has some good prices

Smooth

And then the Winged Hussar arrived

You have to have a college degree to work here

it's a super power

nice

legendary silvertalon and sonichu move

Best ask someone else to sniff

ikr right?

Lol I guess

dad's me deads