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I have been told my dad jokes are excellent. I gotta say, I’m just outstanding in my field.

My son gave me this card today but warned me he didn’t actually read it before he got it. I’m a recovering alcoholic.

Humble request

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 655 ✓

United Kingdom introduce first unisex toilet, London 2013

Outsmarted

Was I a good browser?

Sadly I don't play the game well

Sir, this is an antedeluvian server

Is this a Kiwi?

Haha no ur not

I love watching Disney movies as an adult and picking up on the lines that went over my head as a kid

Went to my local bistro with my dad for Father’s Day, saw this on the bathroom stalls.

heh

don't need a title

avatar

enemies

Patrick Stewart defiantly smirking at Queen Elizabeth, only moments before she beheads him

Impulsive eating

1600s alpha-male

The envelope my 5-year-old handed me for Father's Day

Shout out to all the preschool teachers who make these things, they’re great

Spain 2/ Bonapartes 0

I would like to help @killersmail out with his lost memes and reaction gifs. Would you help too?

What would happen? ☠️

It all makes sense now. How did we not see this?

“GAH, !” - H.P. Lovecraft

My co-worker got a new tattoo...

Not Protein Bro!

definitely a valid claim

Does this belong here ?

Appreciate your body

Aha it's all coming together

Iranian furniture design before Islamic Revolution. Circa 1960 AD.

Right, she wasn't thinking about it, she was doing it.

Oh yeah it's museum time

We all know what to choose right.

You think you've heard it all and then they come up with something dumber

if i stay quiet long enough they will leave

the template is a little old, but i think it's still usable

Pretty much how it all panned out

A work of art and then there’s the other one

Steve Irwin and a big Croc tattoo

WHO at its finest

How dare you.

Forbidden Pudding

If it was real would you buy it?

Showed up to my family reunion to this display of party favors.

Old man with a sense of humor

F for the soldier

Well that's anime in a nutshell

We have a whatsapp groupchat for all of our friends and the bride sent us this during their honeymoon after Lisa & Thomas brought their goddamn kids

Posting is for the weak

The real truth about the Titanic sinking, that the Deep State didn't want you to know

My lawyer has advised me not to continue this joke

Lmao

Catto

Kim Jong-un wondering why there are no sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

It Don’t work

Huh weird

Officer, it’s called a public service, not hit-and-run!

The dog turned into a polar bear

armadildo

inspired by someone's stupid comment

that will not be enough, father.

Based on a true story. Original Post: PlaneAd5123

Based

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

...

........

moooo......

Bitcoin for your thoughts?

Kek

Have unprotected sex, save the earth.

Everyday

simple man

End goal

It was too tempting

Psst, wanna rent some office space?

Imagine doing 80 and your hood goes into large mouth bass mode

What an interesting series!

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin: 'Power to the Soviets', rally for revolution - 1917

We weren't told about this

Testosterone Squirrel

Only in June

Gustave Courbet invents hyper-realism. 1843 AD.

yes

good job

: )

Diner sign I saw the other day

My mom paints rocks

Shitty meme posting

Perfect father figure

Tastes amazing

Am I insane?

future is almost here

Daily Machikado Mazoku #29 Ganbare Shamiko, drown the enemies with your tears

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Local PD raided a drug house and this is what was waiting inside.