peak fiction

Oneteen onety one.

Mark Zuckerberg invents Facebook

Colonel Tom Parker launches Elvis Presley merch

Anon introduces himself to his new girlfriend's mom.

I recall doing a math problem about this dude

This sounds like a Doujinshi plotline...

time travel

Time to invest in sunglasses

My dog insists on sitting next to me so if someone is in his way he squeezes himself in like this

For those about to shop...

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 666 ✓

A+ to the marketing team

High Score...

They did it, LGBTQ people are now under control of the British

yes

They WISH they were as good as Spy Kids

Trigger warning for Japanese and Italians

garf

No but really, it is an important job to do. Otherwise cars would start making expensive noices.

God, it's complicated

Why we invented camera

So um, I saw this card in a Cracker Barrel

Kennedy and Khrushchev on a call negotiating about the cuban missile crisis

Hehe

Chad with capital C.

Just want to appreciate those who came before me.

The law of equivalent exchange

This is why we don't love you.

Sorry Jessica

Must be short for "inmate"

literally

‮

Dragon Age

You thought it impossible

PLEASE. STOP. IT'S. GETTING. ANNOYING.>:(

Logical

This is next level big brain move

Senselessness

Febtember

oh oh

I bought a vacuum sealer and have exactly 0 self control

also we dont have to import from russia

Whitey Bulger

I think I know that guy

dem hoes

What a pro

That would be a hell of an event to watch

Happiness and mental well being not allowed anymore bois

EA designs new content development strategy

Based

Brazil joins World War II

my home; where even the birds are ***s

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

Pepe

oh oh

I think that's quite the opposite of winning therapy

Hey, as long as it works

cam

We have all been there.

Abe has spoken.

potatogate

bruh

Sometimes the mind plays tricks on us.

One of them holds the Guinness World Record for shortest presidency, 45 minutes.

clussy

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 665 ✓

We’re gonna have a pet dragon aswell

It ain't gonna happen

Hitman 4: Global Recession

Anon's friend likes music

Jack Prime must be found!

High School DxD is so underrated

Funny Prophesy Magic Man vs. Emperor Caligula, circa 37 AD.

tips

***

One of Virgin Islands discovered by Christopher Columbus, 1493

Big Feelings

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

Poor Fish Is Quaking In It’s Fins…I Think It’s Got The Shimmies.

Rule update

No way I can swallow this pill

Victim of Chernobyl Meltdown forced to amputate both arms as radiation side effects worsen

My addition to someone else's meme

Slav

Tobey maguire is an anime girl

A bunch of useless shit

I can hear them

slow motion suicide

no. 4

giga

keep your religion to yourself

Tsar Nicholas unveils a statue of himself - 1914

This’ll take y’all some time to figure out

Good speakers nowadays

"They hated him because he told the truth."

TFW the feels in irl

boomer pilled

Think about this every day

A small price to pay for world peace