My Dad Started a Satirical Newspaper in Retirement and It's actually Quite Funny

Call it what it is

I wonder how many people got rocked by these glass dividers before they decided to bring in the pool noodles.

Especially at the Eastern Front.

Walmart handing out mad savings

Charlie's theory may have been correct as time goes on

good movie btw

*nods* yup, just really good friends

one sure shot way go a man's heart

I am but a simple man.

Language settings be like

Conquerors don't need the extra bling. They are the bling.

Livin' the Asian dream- in 1904

Poop Knife 2: The Upgrade

Zaphkiel!

The last moments of an innocently convicted Japanese man before his execution

don't tussle with the muscle

Guess how they call it?

does it fit here

One of the last photos of the now extinct Needle Felted Bat

Ancient Chinese historians be like: One Battle->Bazooka Mega Grillion Died

lifting < throwing an 18 on your STR and CON stat

Picture of my hotelroom on booking website vs picture I made when we walked into the room. I hope my roommate doesn't need to use the toilet tonight...

McDonaldland politician receives a foot massage on Jeffrey Epstein' private jet.

Scientists Accidentally Demonstrate Correlation vs. Causation

Row row fight the power!

And for my final final trick

Reason is for weaklings

Disrespect and Respectfully?

tHiS iS wHy yOU sHOuLd hAvE pEAce

Do not choke them..sweetie..

what are u looking for

get a good look Costanza???

They don't know either

I haven't seen daylight in 3 days help

UwU

I'm SystM Skywalker

They're the same picture:

The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

Closet alcoholics

Bro literally fought in in the heavens

Thussydides

Listen you dweeb

faker

yes

Real version

dish

Damn straight. I loves me some Aunt Jemima

What should they name it?

High IQ discussion

Even after all these centuries, these guys can't catch a break

Edward Norton talking to himself, 2017

Stolen from Oversimplified

"At least I'm not female. Amirite? Amirite?"

…

SS captain Sandy von Wangen does a Hitler salute before commanding the 112th SS Kumple devision to massacre the city of bikini bottom. 1942 colourised

Yes

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It's Real !

Cool like a fool in a swimming pool

number one rule of workplace safety is to have fun

EU leveling up your local dictatorships

Girl meme

swe

Code of Harambe Raises Questions, circa 4000BC

When history repeats itself, one must reflect on the choices made and occasionally ask, “Who wore it better?”

Based Ancient Greece

Brrrrrr *triples national debt*

what do you eat for breakfast ?

Yes

Name the game

NPYD officer dealing with a raccoon

what a downgrade

Swiss cheese

saul

No competition

Why people don't usually include beets in pot pie filling

Jokes on you I’m into that s!i?

Real gamer moment

*panzer sound intensifies*

Rosa Parks defiantly stands against her oppressors sparking a societal uprising and the civil rights movement. - Dec 1st, 1955

What an absolute chad of a man

Is that a...

Can we get a F in the chat?

even the pharmacy is SICK

   

It was not even a full army, just a scouting party of 30,000

Arab leaders be like.

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth moment

It is what I strive for

How?

Okay, that was a good name

Epic at least is improving, at a VERY slow pace...

TFW you are taken from all you love to die in a pointless generation war.

But I thought the government needed all those weapons for peace and such!

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WHERE'S THE TRIGGER

I live in Boston and this happened today. Nobody at work could figure out why I was laughing at the news

*** Racism

Ngl it actually works