Daily Machikado Mazoku #98 No one lies on the internet

It isn’t fair.

Must be an exclusive apology hug for stepsiblings, friends with benefits and lovers only

Quite edgy isn't it ?

Seen at the drop off line at my kid's school

lucky ducky

Guess I’m doordashing to this buildings worst couple

Shame about the gameplay though

FEAR

smol

Well can't argue here

Effort

Beat this, FloridaMan.

Fear is a tool

YES YES YES

I can only focus on two things at a time

or Hugelol

Hardwork

John. F. Kennedy's last words

I miss those days

Grass touching station

me trying not to laugh in a serious situation

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 721 ✓

Baby Bye Bye Bye!

Tradition

That doesn't sound right

Me to my PC: You better remember who's your master

Red houses the blood stains

Standards have changed, times have changed quite a bit

I was spam called at work today by an intestinal bacteria

Wait… is this the end?

Mcdonald's in China

Hans meet heisenberg

Two American sex workers attend a rally for the legalization of prostitution, Nye County, Nevada, 1970

The Safe Word must be at least 10 characters long and not previously used

They're just handing these mfs out

I thought the recent art from Lycoris Recoil looked familiar...

very nice voice acting tbh

Found at my local bicycle shop, just do it.

RIP, Seattle.

I just wanted to read

Jesus’s ascension to heaven.

Dad here. can confirm.

Anti-Nazi Politician Refuses to Stand After the NSDAP Victory in the German Federal Election.

What The Actual *** !

Poland knows better than most!

***

Subway’s got jokes

as long as it's free..

I say warm milk is best even in summer

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They both did bad shit can we agree on that at least?

we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

straight to heaven.

I bought this and proudly display it even though I don’t have a dog.

Eucalize it!

Credit Score

Oh Brain...

History of western countries is like genocide olympics

moe :)

Footprints II

TMDWU

who agrees to this ? lol

if you don't scream, you're not worthy

You can't leave your things in grabbing range anymore nowadays

Being a Lycoris doesn't pay like it used to

the greatest man*** in Rome

not stolen, forced ownership

This one may sting a little.

Plz stand for the big gay flag

They hate him cause they ain't him

Atheism is born, 600 BCE

Dog breeders showing off their new Pug breed to the ancient elite

Source of Denial Discovered

Diplomacy is born, 2850 BC

French solution to a Royal problem

Germans in Milan, the city of fashion

Where’s my epi-pen

You guys have shelves of this stuff?

Back to the school

Leonardo da Vinci trolls his neighbors 1470 AD

Let’s be real

Bloody wanker

Full Dive Technology has a long way to go

I was afraid my weight was too high, but it's not. It is...

I feel like this scene from Final Destination 2 is branded into a generations brain.

Andrew Tate? More like Andrew lick my taint

This meme was made by gang alcohol

Well, I can't not follow the bible now, can I?

Many people got the wrong lesson from the incident

which one of you is this?

I'm such a sagittarius lmao

New local restaurant is lit!

Pepe/apu a day - 234 loot pepe

My Orthodontist has the aquarium from Finding Nemo with all the main characters.

Master Hulk trying to teach a padawan

I was the the the 11 year old.

Hampton Roads must have been a wild ride.

yh please

Top 20 outstanding moves of all time