This shit was not in his contract

My wife, who calls me “Poop”, made lunch for me this morning to take to work. My coworkers all thought I was gross.

Those were the sh*t

Spooktember

Really makes you think

Remember to add this to your Re-Su-Me

I simply do what I must

a tale as old as religion

Schrodingers stupid

The pavement is for peasants.

Predator vs Youth Icon

Ain't easy

she's been waiting for this moment

1k+ episodes simply isn’t enough to satisfy me

Agincourt was wild

Fight for your rights , my warriors

What a clever disguise

Start of racism

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shop till you drop

what's your name again?

LOTR shopping cart wheels

The start of American Civil War ,1861

Is this a threat??

Everyday Wehraboo Americans

The metaverse is nothing but shit

End of the road

Spider-Man: D is Gone

Jólakötturinn, or The Yule Cat in English

Mother nature was on the dude side

Bin Laden laughing in corner

*COUGH* dragon maid *COUGH*

sex

A daily struggle

Found an avocado today……

It’s a boy, everyone!

Its a tradition by this point

my mom had a pic of my dad in her wallet like this

What have you gotten me into?

Umm...WTF SUPERCELL

Five Ways Of Saving Jack in Titanic

She had so much potential

The landlord said no dogs, but they said sheep are okay, so….

They got us in the first half, not gonna lie

Ben Stiller…

Never paid for porn faster in my life

my coworkers motivational strip on his computer.

Avocadoh no she betta' don't.

I'm looking at you EA

I mean...it's true

This guy paid to tell people they’re an idiot.

Weirdest mushroom I’ve ever found. Anyone know what kind it is?

Our boyfriend

Brit'ish

The single greatest deception of our generation

Would you be so kind as to turn up the lights?

geneva convention, 1949

it works tho

yo my new shoes

Girl sells her bra to come out of the great depression, 1939

It was necessary

(YOU)

Remember the fallen

Based...

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Hugelol Herald, the edition you can get in touch with

Those damn liberals

Both from a metaphorical and historical POV

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 733 ✓

:o)

communist cat

It's a weird flex

baah

Be inspired!

it's a Eternal debate

didnt think Nuclear baby teeth are a thing but I guess I was wrong

impressive

Im an expert on the first punic war. Ask me anything

New skin unlocked

Don't do it

I know of a product that may be able to assist

made with powerpoint

its free guys

Video games inspire violence in kids.

Just a rock

sheesh, teenagers am I right

Me and the boys causing millions of deaths in 1900

great time

this city is sponsored by Razer

we would like a word with you!

skype

They guy really responsible for WWII

Met a fellow Nirvana fan last night.

Useful tip and more!

Waifu

I want to know what all the fuss was about

Just Another Day in Online Class

NO WHY!

Good meme SUS

I Just found the rarest pepe of them all