Smacked a mosquito so hard it turned into a tattoo

One of the quotes of all time

*** moment

Damn

Rather Smart

Oh, Tinder.

Gender swap!

Congraduwtions, a winner is you

what's this now?

Exactly what I'm looking for, Thanks Amazon!

Hard working American factory worker loses his job to a machine

The mission was compromised, the spy must leave immediately

You've got an important choice to make!

I posted this 3 years ago but it's relevant now, so here it is again with less pixels

It’s like talking to people who think Jesus could only be white

I'm definitely needing a backup.

Yo anyone know how to get these?

-Yoo me 2 -Yeah me 3

It's not "healthy," it's lazy parenting.

What is….The most confusing clue you’ve seen on Jeopardy?

i don't know who did this but it's hilarious.

Someone explain please

Happy Father’s Day! Wait.

Manhattan mini storage has no more Fs to give

Wemen

This Season

If "nope" was a company

Run!

Good hands

I don't get the issue with The Little Mermaid, we have had this since 1982.

Pay attention to your children

But they are cool right?

had me a chuckle

Beans

:^)

Horse allergies

Its an instant dick shriveler for me bois, how bout you?

The collapse of the Soviet Union, 1991 colorized

Say her name!

For real, some of you need to grow up.

Daily Machikado Mazoku #116 ShamikoAndHerNemesis

I spotted a unicorn in the wild.

How much poverty

This look when leaving him at the vet for a few hours

British: hehe

Truly a sad day for all of us...

knowledge

Queen Elizabeth meets Roger the Goat who killed 20 men and took another 213 prisoner during the Falklands War

real life king

Who cares tho?

This sign they had at TS

Who is missing or should not be on the list?

Early blueprints for the Wright Brothers ‘Flyer’

good luck to both of you

That poor man

No Russian could have predicted

Ch-ch-ch-chaaanges! Tuuuurn and face the strange~

Probably a short reign

Id like to see them try.

Thanks

9/11 buildings

Take notes guys...

Don't drink and drive my friends. There is nothing "cool" about it.

Because ✨Disney✨

Got this great pic of the Chicago skyline at sunset while out sailing.

Much stunning, average brave

Did i just split the fact?

What an absolute tragedy

A rose by any other name

School is teaching some good stuff now

this is Santa Claus

Mental notes

how do they know so fast?

Oof

A fatal appetite to overcome.

Same for gym bros

Arararagi and His Man Eaters

Today is the day! Post em

scientific

not a cosplay

...

What type of horrific war crimes were committed in the bathroom to make this sign necessary

We have a Code SLOV on our hands! I repeat! Code SLOV!!!

Just your everyday neighborhood garage sale!

Twitter☕️

checkmate libs

Recent modification at the local IKEA store.

The feeling of moral superiority makes it all worth it tho

Delicious

Wow, babanas!

No, I don't want to watch an anime where I have to watch 200 episodes so it can pick up. Also AOT and FMAB are more enjoyable anyway lol.

An another Mr.Bean meme? Yes.

Idk seems normal to me

This si true for me

A Spartan father prepares to discard his weakling infant, 482 B.C.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 739 ✓

When making herbal tea around the world

wow, such empty

Stoppp, u're ruining the moment!

It is still working