Better watch your back, Jesus!

Platinum tier racism

Well that backfired.

Elon Musk is a scary man

Nukes

The answer was a chef >.>

SHINJI NO!

Hey, at least he’s not “the terrible”

Classic case of suicide

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who knows the biological correct answer? I'm curious

Follow me for more life hacks

Getting a bit old now

You know one of the employees knew what they were doing

How an iMac is made

Calling her an Uber as we speak

A stroke of luck!

Took “gimme your heart” to a whole new level

Checkmate mf

Is this a frog or a turtle?

due to the increment of incest posts, here is my contribution

ok, ya got me

US army solider uses flamethrower

This sign at my dog groomer

Protestantism in a nutshell.

He was smart

Soldier suffering PTSD in military hospital

So, the narrator just shouts the whole time?

Waited patiently to get a Tesla robot and all I got was a walking toaster with speakers:/

How It Feel to be Alive Lately

breh

Ukraine joining NATO

I thought everyone loved true crime stories

they will not enslave us by force, we will submit willingly

Like ffs dude

Shiiiiet

Imagine the world if the Abrahamic faiths hadn't replaced the Indo-European religions.

I was a brat once.

Don't worry guys, I'll take the heat for this one.

Comfyposting

"BE NOT AFRAID."

Me whenever I win an argument on the internet:

Sexy food

Forgot to add emoji’s

This place may be more than it seems

The Worst Timeline

this dude is irreplaceable

I think there might be something wrong with my mom’s horse

If only the dub and sub fans could stop fighting. If only...

Go ahead and try to replace me then. Also I want a raise or I'm leaving.

It sacrificed itself for all life on Earth.

Obama meets Jennifer Lopez, 2011

Avenge me

Pomeranian

This is starting to get ***ed up

if it wasn't for biden there wouldn't be any hurricanes

Who needs their childussy ruined?

That is the Law of Equivalent Exchange

Wonder what tipped them off…

Stranger Things Cast Reunion after the grew up

Head

something i found and stole

jojos better

Bullying others because of their hobby is kinda cringe ngl

Saw this in an office restroom in India. Great tips!

Yes, it IS a Trans allegory

Mathematician Alan Turing cracks the Enigma code, revealing secret German communications

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My friend bought me this for my birthday.

Drink more milk

this balloon I got off Amazon is very sophisticated

Sus

I am a dad and I approve of this...

Lets see what i can do

Saw someone saying "unpopular opinion: I watched career opportunities for the plot"

He definitely lived to see 24

The radicalization of the Weeb community continues

Thank you Sabaton for my new historical obsession.

Every dictionary will be changed

Who let the dogs out

Going through old clothes and finding the chap stick I've been looking for.

What is german humor

Thanks for the reminder!

privacy over 9000

Welcome to Spooktober

$240

You better know that if certain war is compared to the biblical Flood then it is *really*bad

>God left

The Late Queen Elizabeth joins the military

They did make a lot of other stupid strategic decisions, but here's the obvious one

Wily E Coyote and Acme did it again

Nothing can stop Anya

I like to make my wife lattes in the morning, it gives me a chance to slip in subliminal messages.

yes

yes

You got me Mother

I believe this one

Just drink the frickin beer!

Let Jesus Come

Food emojis around the world!