My friend bought me this for my birthday.

Drink more milk

this balloon I got off Amazon is very sophisticated

Sus

I am a dad and I approve of this...

Lets see what i can do

Saw someone saying "unpopular opinion: I watched career opportunities for the plot"

He definitely lived to see 24

The radicalization of the Weeb community continues

Thank you Sabaton for my new historical obsession.

Every dictionary will be changed

Who let the dogs out

Going through old clothes and finding the chap stick I've been looking for.

What is german humor

Thanks for the reminder!

privacy over 9000

Welcome to Spooktober

$240

You better know that if certain war is compared to the biblical Flood then it is *really*bad

>God left

The Late Queen Elizabeth joins the military

They did make a lot of other stupid strategic decisions, but here's the obvious one

Wily E Coyote and Acme did it again

Nothing can stop Anya

I like to make my wife lattes in the morning, it gives me a chance to slip in subliminal messages.

yes

yes

You got me Mother

I believe this one

Just drink the frickin beer!

Let Jesus Come

Food emojis around the world!

You suck!!

How battles in Demon Slayer end

It's very rare and shiny... yep this is more valuable than life...

My colorblind husband did the laundry :)

Nice photo

Chicago typewriter go brrr

German but worse

Putin before placing explosive charges at the bottom of the Baltic Sea, Nord Stream Pipelines - 2016

I think this is literally hell

The Kalmar union will rise again!

New technology

A few years ago I was working at a sex shop and I was helping a deaf customer

Kevin Spacey dresses up as an impostor to surprise his 14 year old fan, 2016

This icecream shop in Florida that boarded up to brace for hurricane Ian.

AI thiccness

No time to waste!

Stay safe out there

Africa!!!

Japan

The date is 6.9 to the rest of the world.

takes some time

In 1793, British privateers stole the USA's metric measurement systems as they were being transported from France

Not gay but would smash

Ummm…

Here's your daily dose of PTSD

The creator of algebra

So What's Your Answer ??

german sounds so intimidating

Playing Tetris will never be the same again

What a surprise!!

Degenerates.

Humorism

Kekeke

It's a code and we need to crack it

Ooooh I wish I was computers in the 2000s

Ah, eto...

She's an icon. The recycle bin icon

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 757 ✓

Each material make a different color

They said it is impossible. Right?

surely disney got some moves

some real double standards here

I actually purchased a WinRAR key & CD

From a book I recently got.

She warmin' up my dudes

Hmm..

No Greta. Nooooo!

Who would win at last?

Taking pictures at the beach.

Uhmmm. Maybe not today.

It’s smol

You're on an airplane...

You sugar, yes please.

And here I go again on my own, goin' down the only road I've ever known

You guys start

"They'll let anyone in here!"

I just blame the economy for this

First black cat synthesized for commercial use 1975

Save your Grenades use a Sten!

it's the 3rd time I've tried to post this meme

Last time I posted a sad meme, so here's another one to make it up.

Best friend got married on the weekend. We turned around while the bride walked down.... now it looks like we're all peeing

Amateurs talk about fighting spirits, but professionals study logistics

Plan va Budget

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Show yourself Onii-chan we need to talk.

Unfortunately his father wasn't there anymore to punish him severely

Most sociable japanese