haha chainsaw

My wife says I’m difficult to buy presents for. So I made her a handy flowchart.

Sign guy at my local Subway needs a raise.

Call of the night

    :(

will me missed

RIP Robbie Coltrane

On 8th April 2013, Margaret Thatcher died. She was buried with a stake through her heart, bound in chains of silver and a cage placed over her grave "just in case".

The First Four Caliphs kinda have Chad Energy about them

Poor Vincent

The weakest hero is a 100000x bigger chad than the most powerful tyrant

Just a sec...

Mehrzweckwaffe

I bet the pasta is the best in town

Expert fire safety placement

complete idiots

Young Adolf H. at his first pride parade giving an emotional speech advocating for equality for all. 1933

Density levels over 9000

The Gen Z Uniform

No doubt I will take it!!! An opportunity!

Don't say that to an Indian again

I will see your Mary Hinge and raise you a Loretta Fudge

This Is Peak Performance

L has so many simps

Don’t tell me my Goodwill doesn’t have great records…

They have sinned for disrespecting Van Gogh

This is doing far more harm than good for your cause, you morons?

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 772 ✓

The 4 Cheerful Charlies

Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin

Most honest car advertisement

I wonder what would America looked like now is Spain did not colonize them

Land of the free, home of the brave, apartment 9

Polish as fruck

Exhibit A

Vietnam was a wild time.

Plus you get rid of the flamingo

Remembering this legend of an actor.

Found this on the curb… “I don’t like coffee, please enjoy”

Help me settle this

i mean, it aint that bad

gonna be a tough decision

“An emperor gave me mine, a product of incest art school flunky will give you yours”

This holds true once again……

Imagine

The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation

Elder Scrolls "fans"

Yo is that you @Sonichu_?

Time to buy more oil

   

There were children there!

"The Japanese are the Natural Enemies of the Japanese!"

i use 3 what bout you ..

Winston Churchill to Neville Chamberlain in the House of Commons, circa 1940

elf on a shelf

Inspired by the September 11th post an hour or so ago

Could be good tbh

Genghis blood runs through him

weeeee

How unfortunate indeed

Goblin Slayer: i heard you have a goblin problem

Fishes Begin to Evolve to Crawl on Land- B.C 390,000,000

They don’t call it a Caesarean section for nothing

Eulmi incident 1895

there are 4 types of guys

Narnia changed the game.

No hate pls…

To everyone making memes over the fake article

I Graduated During The Pandemic

Good thing hugelol's standards are so low

They literally said “we prefer you to the British”

God created man, and some random Chinese alchemist made them equal.

Slenderman's daughter

There's also this dude named "Hannibal"

Kinda messed up when you think about it.

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it's short for S

My nephew's son is due this week. He bought a single pack of diapers. Should I tell him?

( :

The best bois

Piña Colada Burnout

I miss the drip

This poor guy has it rough

Why is it cancelled?

Now this is a diet I can get behind!

Never dared to, but when it was forced onto me It felt like my first time. True story

i n c l u s i v i t y

Adventures in babysitting

Bob Ross learns to swim

no.

The time we have on this earth is limited, spend it well

Yes it will get good very soon

Circa 2009

what will gen z be offended by next?

yellow blast

The new joker origin story is dope

I found this aberration at Walmart. Seriously ? A mollusk skeleton..?

don't fall for "frequently bought together"

Pochita Supermacy !

Well let’s try a meme in this sub